Kid Dynamite

''In bed with Nikki this evening, George began to tell her a story about a childhood accident. The story was so interesting that it had Nikki snoring in minutes. He then snuggled in with Pete and Lisa as Pete joked: "Tell us a story, I need to get to sleep". I quite like pete, hes pretty sharp for a mong

apparently she devised a plan that if she was getting bad press by the outside world her family would contact the show and tell them her sister was ill. But she was sussed, probably hasnt even got a sister!

hang the cunt! Having seen no evidence whatsoever to support my facts (or lack thereof) i think he is definately guilty.

class!

So your cousins mate knows someone, who once worked with someone who knows an academy coach and an ex players agent. . . . . and he knows aaallllllll this, and he just dropped it into the conversation. Im joining Brock and Renton in calling you a big fat fibber!

Was that the one near the metro?

George went up in my estimation when shabaz came into the lounge and everyone else stood up and walked out again. Im loving it that imogen has sezer wrapped round her little finger, i bet she moves onto mikey now that hes gettin it on with grace. Im ashamed i knoew everyones name!

well that glyn is a bit of a sex pot like

Theres a pub round the corner isnt there? Beenin there aq couple of times and seen a couple of dodgy blokes. Also, there used to be a shop up one of those side streets that sold poppers to most of my mates from the age of 12!

clicky How the fuck can that happen to someone at 5.20pm near the monument? Its one of the busiest parts of the city centre at most works kicking out time!

Craig Hope(less) ex-writer from N-O 140639[/snapback] I went to uni with that lad, he was canny enough. fair play to him if hes managing to get work with the ronnie gail, i wouldnt mind that as a job!

must say i felt sorry for shabaz tonight. he may be a cock end but 11grown men and women resorted to 12 year old bullying tactics, locking him in the garden and stealing his clothes. Hes pretty much had a breakdown on live tv and thats not really my choice of entertainment. They are all horrible vicious people, Pete is the only one with a heart between them and i hope he either wins or tells them to stuff it and walks out. Hes already evens on betdirect. Nikki is now my most hated person in there. closely followed by sezer. 'I eat people like you for breakfast' he says! He must be the hardest property developer in town. Ive seen more meat on a stray dog tbh.

Who's calling him a liar like? 140584[/snapback] Brock..... renton..... 140603[/snapback] Hadaway and shite. 140609[/snapback] sorry, i must have misinterprated your words '

Who's calling him a liar like? 140584[/snapback] Brock..... renton.....

plus, its a bit harsh calling chocchip a liar! Im sure hes not bored enought o just make up all that shit. the bloke who told him however . . . . .still funny even if its not true!

The casino thing. we are one of 8 cities to be shortlisted. cant see us getting in ahead of london or blackpool tbh!

He went up slightly in my estimation when we won the league and he was playing like he could actually be arsed. Reminds me, one of the teams we played a few weeks ago had carl serrant in and we have jamie mclen now. Talk about a fall from grace

btw, this means a new doctor will be brought in to comment on his scan tomorrow. . . .mmmmm, dodgy stuff. Especially if man u come out and say it isnt as positive as they had hoped and hes still got a while to go etc.

Well hes walking and dancing on it apparently. Hes still got 1 foot and a head to score with. What is he? Soft!!!!!

You had to have watched it. His missus sat in his chair for most of the show and her right ear looked like it was trying to escape from her head. It stuck out of her hair a mile while the other one was nowhere to be seen! freaky shit!

you shouldnt fucking be listening to howie day you ponce. dawsons creek cheese at its worst!

Just been watching the 66 cup final and i must say im feeling a little patriotic. I think weve got a good chance this year. If Gerrard can win the champions league single handedly for liverpool then he should do ok with terry, lampard, beckham, owen and rooney playing next to him! quite looking forward to this B international on Thursday. If walcott gets half an hour and does well the Sun will have a Play Walcott petition going in a flash!

I wish loftys missus would put that fucking ear away!

Teela wore an awesome thong in MOTU. You keep getting little glimpses of her arse int he film, and its nice!

those ones are scarily true