Kid Dynamite

That was a different game I think. Some 70 year old bint trying to steal a shirt off a kid.

Too many grown men and women stealing shirts off kids these days. Definition of a wrong un tbh

I knew of the band but had never got round to listening to them. Turns out they're mint!

Aye Wilson pushing their keeper over was particularly stupid

Our squad isn't good enough to win the league. Liverpool and City's benches put them streets ahead of everyone else. We should be adding one or two first teamera in January and going all out for the league cup and 4th place though

Fees like a loss. As soon as Isak is fit, Wood shouldn't see a game again. And Longstaff needs to be the first player upgraded when the window opens

Ciggy and Wood doing their best to fuck up every attack we have

Woods going to cost us this game

He's a fucking awful player. If Wilson is fit then he should be starting

I did up until the bairn was born. My wife's a nurse so until the bairn started school we literally worked opposite shifts 7 days a week for 4 years. Any exercise stopped overnight. That doesn't excuse the last 2.5 years mind. That's just down to sheer laziness. I need to get back into it this year really. To stop my CrossFitting wife leaving me for a younger man if nothing else

I've had it both ways. Was skinny as a rake as a teenager and would think nothing of munching through a 4 pack of Greggs chocolate muffins without fear of putting on a pound. Fast forward 20 years and I can put 3lb on in a week just having a couple of takeaways 13st is probably my fighting weight these days. I need to make a concerted effort to avoid snacks between meals to sit at that thought. I usually end up at 13.5st and then starve myself for a month like a fanny if I'm going on holiday or need to fit into a suit. Of course, all of this could be avoided if I did a modicum of exercise

If Andrew thinks he can post a topless photo with blue hair on here and not have the piss ripped, he hasn't been paying attention

Not the first time either. I assume it's "Alpha" to have to lock lasses in your house so they can't leave? https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation

Do a lot of international playboys live in Romania like?

The established starting XI this season includes 5 new players. Pope, Trippier, Botman, Burn and Bruno. Yes we've spent money, but those 5 collectively cost less than Jack Grealish ffs

I was doing Karate on Saturday mornings so we taped it and watched it on the Sunday instead

Sunday mornings were class as a kid

I saw that but can't see any news reports on the context. It reads like he's on his way back to NUFC

Greta has upset the twitter Nazi's

Turns out Isaac Hayden is a massive Tory who begrudges paying his share of tax

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11579601/Jonjo-Shelveys-Newcastle-future-doubt-injury-blow.html Wouldn't be surprised if we only see Shelvey coming off the bench for the rest of the season. I'd take him for another year as a squad player, but on reduced terms

King of the incels

The most underrated part of that is Miggy's first touch into the box. Perfectly weighted to go past the 2 defenders, and neither of them can stick out a leg without giving away a penalty

Dubravka instead then

If we hark back to the days of "purple players", who are we talking about in the current squad? Pope Botman Trippier Bruno Isak Almiron, Schar and Joelinton may be playing themselves into that bracket. Wilson would be in there too if he could string 10 games together. Squad wise, Dan Burn is a great utility player at LB/CB. We probably won't find a better 2nd choice GK than Darlow, 3rd choice CF than Wood or 2nd choice LB than Targett. Elliot Anderson has shown promise too. Willock and ASM flatter to deceive for me and are the 2 spots in the starting XI up for grabs. Fraser, Lascelles, Krafth, Dummet, Longstaff, Murphy, Lewis, Manquillo and Shelvey should all be moved on so they can be replaced by promising youngsters or new purples for the first team (easier said then done when they are all on decent contracts)