Kid Dynamite

I'd put up with Almiron/Murphy on the wing til January if we pulled off the signing of Tielemans

He had a full season behind a decent Rafa defence in the Championship. He's bang average

Pickford doing Pickford things

Last 3 days of the window. We potentially need a winger, CM and back up RB Expect to see agents going into overdrive linking players with us. Hopefully someone like Pedro, Harrison or Maddison comes off

Nee fucker had heard of him 3 months ago. It's been the weirdest bonk on from our fans. I'd rather have Tielemans if we can tempt him

You can see the tent behind him. And he's not getting wheeled into surgery in his NUFC training kit 😂

Almiron's form is back to its baseline already, ie: no end product. Murphy, Ritchie and Joelinton on the wing is Bruceball stuff. We are desperate for another wide player and a replacement for Longstaff.

"He could still play for us if he wanted to..." The bloke was 2 wins from captaining quadruple winners last season

Sames been happening to me for weeks. Assumed there's a bug in the site somewhere

Massive opportunity to warm the bench and play the odd Thursday night

Walked past him in CLS 2 days ago telling someone he didn't want to work for Stewart Donald anymore and that's why he left his ambassador role

Like I said...

Who lives in Germany...

Richie, Lascelles, Murphy, Longstaff all need shipping out ASAP

Isak, Gallagher and Pedro would be topper tbf

22 years old and 1 goal every 3 games for Sociedad. 37 International appearances too. Maybe we are overpaying but he still sounds like the best young striker we've signed in years.

We need Isak more than Paqueta atm. €40m sounds cheap, hopefully he will end up at a decent club rather than those shitehawks

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!

We've obviously been busy in this window, but it sounds like we onto page 2 or 3 of our targets at this point. They must be tempted to stick with what we've got and try again for the likes of Harrison, Maddison, Diaby, Ramos in January rather than drop £25mil on a French Chris Wood

I do my best to ignore you tbh. Your craic is genuinely lifting