Kid Dynamite

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/newcastle-united-welcomes-dr-cinik-as-latest-commercial-partner/ Not quite Aramco or Saudi Air is it?

Did you put the mortar on with a catapult?

He's wasted at Heron's Frozen Foods

Another goal ruled out by VAR for a tackle the referee was looking directly at and didn't deem to be a foul.

I'm a bit desensitised to UK politics these days but I was watching Truss interviewed this morning and it dawned on me how much we are scraping the barrel with her as PM. She's got about as much charisma and gravitas as the manager of my local Spar

He clearly is club captain in all but name. Lascelles will get to wear the armband in cup games to save face

A sacrifice I'm willing to make to ensure that hat doesn't grace our bench

Thank fuck we didn't sign this dork

Yeah, was thinking that myself yesterday. Having a good public moan about shit decisions will definitely subconsciously affect refereeing decisions in subsequent games. Fergie was a master at it

Offsides should be calculated from the players feet or changed so there needs to be daylight between the players. Trying to judge which part of a players shoulder or shirt sleeve your drawing a line from is mental. The rule was designed to stop players standing 20yards offside, not their shirt sleeve being 3mm in front of the defender

As much as we've been robbed week after week, we are still one win off 4th, with ASM and Bruno to come back in. Elliot should be starting instead of Almiron on todays showing

Robbed. With ASM and Bruno playing we would have won that 3-0. Isak missed a 1 on 1 and Willock spooned wide from 3 yds

Save this fake shit for Mams on Facebook

CT...?

There's a difference between throwing a bottle, and throwing a bottle AT someone

Fucking hell lads, last night was bad enough without having to relive it with this tedious shit

Idiots

Woke up still gutted. Can't remember a time I disliked a team more than Liverpool. I hope City annihilate them this season

Firing a gun. A week after a 9 year old girl was shot to death in Liverpool. Idiots

Only Tielemans can cheer me up after tonight!

Brain dead cunts

I'm not complaining, but it's a fact that Dubravka would be a better back up to Pope than Darlow. Doesn't matter if he's unwilling to play that role though