Kid Dynamite

Lingard is 29 going on 14 with his TikTok videos and fake American accent. It's a pass from me

This was the source btw. https://www.goal.com/en/news/depay-pay-cut-barcelona-la-liga-salary-cap/43n2djdy8n9k18v2ja50t3b25

It'll be mental if he gets a fine for having a takeaway and all hell breaks loose when we can't go 7 days without a cabinet member or Tory MP committing a crime atm!

No chance we are paying that for players. Apparently Trippier, Shelvey and Wood are our top earners on £90/100k pw. I know we we were desperate for a striker in January but Wood has been our biggest transfer misstep so far if that figure is true!

Its relative though. He'd be a big upgrade on Almiron/Murphy. Arguably the most important upgrade we need in the team (as long as Wilson stays fit)

Robbing the tax payer. You must be proud 👍

A few of my mates worked at the CLS training ground in the 90s. They reckon Derek was was caught shagging a female club employee over the treatment table

Other reports say he's on £4.3mil a season/£82k pw...

There is a diagnostic code for Compulsive Sexual Behavior Disorder in the ICD-11, which I assume he is now claiming he suffers from. But there's a big difference between feeling the urge to do something, and actually doing it/breaking the law.

He posted this the same day...

Are those the "edgy" fellas that burned a million quid? That was daft

That's what I used to do a few seasons ago. NZ premier league pass, £10pm for every game. That was back in the days of free vpn's though. A lot of companies now make you pay for subscription using a card based in that country

I didn't even bother with a membership. £40 a season to go in a queue with 30,000+ members and 40,000+ season ticket holders fighting over a handful of match day tickets? Think I'll be making the most of Al Jazeera this season!

Tbf, Botman, Pope and Targett has us 3rd in that list!

He's a real journalist from what I know. Used to cover the non-league scene I'd love Eriksen mind. Him, Bruno and Jo would be one of the best midfields in the league. We can push the boat of with his wages as he's on a free too

And those 30k in the season ticket queue were all folks who've bought a ticket in the last 3 years. Open it up to new fans, those who want 2+season tickets, out of towners and fans who walked away under Ashley and I reckon that queue would have been 40k+

How is 70k not realistic? Every game after Xmas was a 52k sellout and we've just had 30k fans in a queue to buy a new season ticket....

Calling CT https://www.wayfair.co.uk/garden/pdp/dakota-fields-chopin-complete-garden-decking-kit-u001792137.html?piid=24385251

Theres already plans to demolish it. A replacement is being built next to the Sage. NGQ arena, 12500 seats https://www.gateshead.gov.uk/article/20205/NewcastleGateshead-Quays-welcomes-The-Sage-an-international-venue-for-world-class-business-and-entertainment Although this article reckons 1000 houses are being built on the land in front of the arena https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/what-happen-newcastles-utilita-arena-19267548.amp

Plenty of options for sites if extending the ground isn't an option; - Leazes Park - Town Moor - Waterfront/Metro Arena site I've always been against moving grounds but if we can genuinely fill 80,000 seats at an average of £600 a season ticket, that's £50mil a season into the transfer budget

They're on the verge of signing Sterling as well apparently. Add him to Mount, Pulisic, Ziyech and Havertz and that's a decent forward line, albeit missing a proper centre forward

If there were 30,000 in the queue made up only of fans who've bought a ticket in the last 3 years, how many would there have been if it was open to everyone? 40,000? More?

It was about as fair as they could make it tbf. Everyone eligible put into a random spot in the queue. Sickner for those who got a ticket and then the website crashed though!

Unless someone dies, that's probably it for season ticket sales for the foreseeable future. I was so close to getting one last Summer (gave mine up when the bairn was born 6 years ago) but I just could stomach dropping £600 on a Steve Bruce/Mike Ashley dream team.

Only 8735 places too late