Kid Dynamite

The original remit was to correct clear and obvious errors. Sterling being 1pixel offside in a 144p close up is bullshit. Particularly as we are trusting computer generated lines, from a wonky angle, at the exact millisecond the VAR operator decides the ball was played. Wind the video back 0.1seconds and hes onside

What a fucking farce VAR is. We've lost about 10mins in this game

On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries

Sterry, Barreca and Joselu were regularly on the bench last season Behave

And to be fair, it's the first time in a long time that we don't have at least 1 player on the bench who is an absolute liability. Whatever you think of our transfer window, that's one of the strongest squads we've had in a long time

Turns out Sean Longstaff needs to be named as he's passed his 21st birthday so all of the rest were ditched!

If my 3 year old was awake at 10.30pm I'd be a negligent Father

Keep your hair on

Dubravka Elliot Darlow Manquillo Krafth Dummett Yedlin Willems Schar Lascelles Lejeune Fernandez Clark Atsu Richie ASM Almiron Ki Shelvey Hayden M Longstaff S Longstaff Gayle Carroll Muto Joelinton I don't think the Longstaff brothers count as they are u21s, which leaves 1 squad place for Lazaar Saivet Colback Sterry Aarons

Lazaar, Saivet et al won't make the squad of 25. Id imagine they will be loaned out to European clubs again

Now who's changing it

Ssshhh

Deal, money goes to charity though.

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you don't even see the irony. Have a day off man The bet is still there for anyone who is convinced we are worse off after the transfer window

Because you are whining about our transfer window. We've sold 3 attacking players and signed 4. ASM may well play alongside Almiron in a front 3. I've left out Almiron and Muto as they were already here. I'll bet you £20 now, ASM, Carroll, Gayle and Joelinton score more premier League goals than Joselu, Perez and Rondon did

Is that a no then?

He had half a good season man He scored 8, 7, 6 goals the 3 seasons before. I think that's 2 more than Gayle managed. We've gone from: Joselu, Perez, Rondon, Muto To Joelinton, Gayle, Carroll, Muto Bear in mind ASM, Carroll, Joelinton and Gayle only have to find 23 goals between them for us to match the players who've left. Anyone want a wager those 4 wont manage that between them?

We could have signed Mbappe and you would still have a cob on tbf

Gayle has scored 46 in 71 games in his last 2 seasons in the championship and will probably score as many as Perez used to if he plays as many games.

Seems an ok deal to me. On small wages apparently, he's 30 and very good when he's fit. Looks like we will be playing 1 up front, so with Gayle and Muto also in the squad we were never going to be spending mega bucks on a 4th striker.

Sounds like a supportive husband to me ...

So effectively you have him until bed time, then sleep in your own quiet room whilst the Mrs is up all night with a screaming baby. Then you go to work while she has the baby all day on her own again?

The boycott was destined to fail before it started. Knocking 10k off the attendance of 1 game, when Ashley has the season ticket money already from most of the fans, is going to achieve sweet FA.

Savour him being personable on Twitter. A bunch of 15 year old charvers will ruin it all when we get beat by Arsenal