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Both in the same glass ?

I think it's some theory of classical literature that there are only about 7 different stories. As for the gnosticism, have you read VALIS yet? Not yet but the fact that it has something to do with gnosticism is even better. Always intrigued me without ever knowing much about it. I couldnt remember much about the conversation with my friend. Less than i thought too. I wonder why

Gibson is credited with it aye. There are 2 elements of the matrix that i like. One is the analogy to the modern consumer world that western culture is locked into and the pursuit of wealth being a false promise. The second is more of an intrigue as i understand that the whole thing is meant to be a gnostic parable. Not sure of the details on that but it always intrigued me. Anyway, in terms of original stories, i have a very literary friend who sometime ago lent me Byrons epic poem on Don Juan. I asked him if this was the best version to read and in his enigmatic way said something like 'There have only ever been 4 (or 5?) stories ever told, each writer just re-interprets the same stories that have been told for hundreds of years" Now he may have been talking shite but he did go on to explain what he meant and it made sense at the time. Unfortunately i cant relate it now, nor do i want to call him and ask, though i will the next time i see him. I hope that helps

It was all the chat about Zoolander.

Most embrace, gemmill tolerates.

Aye he was Dancing Sandwich on the Boozer iirc. He was a funny lad. On the what?

Sounds like last years summer piss up.. ahem Were you one of the hookers?

Don't most threads anyway? Most on general chat end up talking about bum fun and peoples cocks anyhoo, its worse than a rugby club on here at times I always wanted a big cock. I would be having it out every time I was on the drink. They're not always a blessing tbf. Only so much you can take mancy?

Breathe a sigh of relief

Didnt this poor lass do both?

Does Fred get to watch? I think we can assume he would be peeping through a hole in the cupboard door.

On the basis of that photo, who would?

Midgets everywhere sigh a breath of relief.

Have grandchildren, buy a large yacht, go to Japan and China, write a book, have an all night cocaine party with 3 high class hookers. Thats a start.

How did he nail Rose and smuggle the young bird out at the same time? This young woman sounds as though she was disturbed too.

What do you suggest then? I think things are too far gone for rehabilitation, the situation is only going to get worse. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4534537.stm http://www.jrf.org.uk/knowledge/findings/housing/0305.asp However the .gov sites are a waste if people dont have the resources to put together practical solutions/approaches to ASB. http://www.respect.gov.uk/

Agree with you completely. You can't judge someone from their internet persona. It's a completely different world, really. Aye you wouldn't think Gemmill's soft as shite and quiet until you've met him. You can talk. But I'm exactly the same on here as I am in real life spazz boy! You're internet hardman-tastic! Aye, you're exactly the same apart from the fact that you basically don't speak. I'd love to know how I'm internet hardman btw - when was the last time I threatened to fill someone in!? I think you agreed to fill the back end of a midget in for a million quid on NO last week?

You've lived abroad too much and don't understand the sheer hatred we Geordies feel for these orc bastards. As a geordie growing up in Whitley and N shields, i can see how things have become so bad now, as they were going to shit / was already then. I just think that 'shoot the fuckers' isnt very helpful. As you do too i'm sure.

Agree with you completely. You can't judge someone from their internet persona. It's a completely different world, really. Aye you wouldn't think Gemmill's soft as shite and quiet until you've met him. You can talk. Only after 4 pints.

You were scared to come for ages iirc. Then when you did, you brought the wife for protection. Most people shit themselves when Gordon Ramsey walks into a room.

I am on Texas-tastic by mistake?

I thought it was a cigar holder alex? The dredging for bits of baccy à la smoking a rolly would have been rotten otherwise.

Blackburn. You'll need to start on the tash now, you're too mousey-haired tbh.

Based on their clothing. Only bad apples tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their socks and wear caps that wouldn't fit a pea sat on top of their head. I've been to the piss-ups. Sartorial elegance they are not tbf How very dare you! You must concede there are no charvers present, surely? Of course not just saying its not exactly a catwalk. 'Oversized' models tbh Special sized jeans with braces

Based on their clothing. Only bad apples tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their socks and wear caps that wouldn't fit a pea sat on top of their head. I've been to the piss-ups. Sartorial elegance they are not tbf How very dare you! You must concede there are no charvers present, surely? Of course not just saying its not exactly a catwalk. We're going to the football and drinking in the Trent though. Were you expecting Zoolander? Tbh that was exactly the image i had of you before i met you. It must have been that Kajagoogoo photo everyone keeps putting up. You can imagine how crestfallen i was.