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Shes as cute as a button.

Nah.

Aye, reaching for a book off a shelf... "oooh..."

Am just finishing Nature Girl by Carl Hiaasen. I'd recommend all of his books, they are all set in Florida and are crime/comedy/thrillers. His best is Stormy Weather imo and one of his novels was turned into a terrible film (Strip tease) but dont let that put you off. The book is actually very funny. He also writes for the Miami Herald.

Do you still want that ticket? I've been granted legendary status anarl, ffs Do you meet him to give him the ticket before hand or run across the pitch with it in a kit bag at the start of the match? At least i know if i fall down the stairs at the pub alex will be on hand with hs magic sponge. Yes, i do still want the ticket

Does anyone else think alex looks like Derek Wright?

Poo joke paradox = shit sense of humour.

It's when you have rose-tinted poos you need to start worrying. My Poos actually smell like Paco Rabanne Ultra Violet. Exotic lube? cherubim waft perfume behind me as I walk tbh Its not exactlty a good look is it? People must think your flatulent.

It's when you have rose-tinted poos you need to start worrying. My Poos actually smell like Paco Rabanne Ultra Violet. Exotic lube?

It's when you have rose-tinted poos you need to start worrying. If i'm wearing my poo-tinted glasses though, i'd never notice.

I think i've been wearing poo-tinted glasses at the match for most of this seasopn.

I remember the lamb ones were a bit minging.

"champignons avec un jus de veau" was never going to scan properly.

I had that advert song in my head for ages after this thread. Whistling it on the way home.

Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known I know I'm biased, but generally anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back, unflappable, competent docs that I know. There's a much greater sense of teamwork with the nursing staff etc and we're on first name terms with all of our consultants. The difference between anaesthetists and general/ortho surgeons and medics is quite amazing actually. You have a better chance of killing someone though. So do you with your shit patter Its not true either.

Nah, Waffles or Alphabites tbh. If you're bringing Alphabites I might come along myself. They are fucking lush! I think they are being phased out What about Waffles? They cant get rid of waffles...

Nah, Waffles or Alphabites tbh. Brilliant.

Aye is deffo not chips. Anyway Captain Birdseye has already confirmed it. Does Jimbo appear at the piss-ups with a big fuck off tray of fish fingers??

Do that plenty thanks, but sometimes you just need a bit of cack food. It's good for the soul. Its like shagging a bird/whatever who you know is well below your league. Sometimes you just fancy a kebab / end up with a bit of a minger. Or is that just me

Them 'steak' things that were just big burgers really. Dalepak? That was Birds Eye Grill steaks, we stopped making them a couple of years ago. Great advert, in the back of the van on the way home from the building site, all singing along to the chips chorus. Bit of ethnic stereotyping in there iirc too.

Them 'steak' things that were just big burgers really. Dalepak? Memory of an elephant.

I think its more to do with 'themes' like 'redemption, sacrifice, love etc', then again i could be talking wank. Not as bad as getting caught having one though. I reckon Kill Bill is about revenge like. Aren't there 7 kinds of joke too? And 7 deadly sins? Sexual positions? Is 7 significant? There are more than just her on top like are there?

"Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we'll have to wait and see. Oh we hope its chips, we hope we hope its chips..." What was that again?

I think its more to do with 'themes' like 'redemption, sacrifice, love etc', then again i could be talking wank. Not as bad as getting caught having one though.