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You were scared to come for ages iirc. Then when you did, you brought the wife for protection. Most people shit themselves when Gordon Ramsey walks into a room.

I am on Texas-tastic by mistake?

I thought it was a cigar holder alex? The dredging for bits of baccy à la smoking a rolly would have been rotten otherwise.

Blackburn. You'll need to start on the tash now, you're too mousey-haired tbh.

Based on their clothing. Only bad apples tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their socks and wear caps that wouldn't fit a pea sat on top of their head. I've been to the piss-ups. Sartorial elegance they are not tbf How very dare you! You must concede there are no charvers present, surely? Of course not just saying its not exactly a catwalk. 'Oversized' models tbh Special sized jeans with braces

Based on their clothing. Only bad apples tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their socks and wear caps that wouldn't fit a pea sat on top of their head. I've been to the piss-ups. Sartorial elegance they are not tbf How very dare you! You must concede there are no charvers present, surely? Of course not just saying its not exactly a catwalk. We're going to the football and drinking in the Trent though. Were you expecting Zoolander? Tbh that was exactly the image i had of you before i met you. It must have been that Kajagoogoo photo everyone keeps putting up. You can imagine how crestfallen i was.

You live in hope every week then?

Based on their clothing. Only bad apples tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their socks and wear caps that wouldn't fit a pea sat on top of their head. I've been to the piss-ups. Sartorial elegance they are not tbf How very dare you! You must concede there are no charvers present, surely? Of course not just saying its not exactly a catwalk.

People need aspirations - without them they remain disenfranchised from the society they dis-respect and make worse. The enfranchisement of the working classes into the political system in the 19th century was all about keeping people in order. Needs a modern solution though.

Based on their clothing. Only bad apples tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their socks and wear caps that wouldn't fit a pea sat on top of their head. I've been to the piss-ups. Sartorial elegance they are not tbf

The very one, with 8 ft wide shoulder pads. Class show that.

How would you selct them and how would you know you only had bad apples?

How Button looks now or when she first joined the series?

I understand venting a bit of spleen but some of these attitudes are one moral step away from genetic cleansing tbh. And what's the problem with that? I dont know what to say! The serious answer is that it is an extreme form of oppressive fascism. The other answer is to say 'round them up in a field and bomb the bastards'. Extra points for the TV show.

The artists impression is a bit shit. Did the architect's son do it in biro?

I understand venting a bit of spleen but some of these attitudes are one moral step away from genetic cleansing tbh.

I dont know whether to laugh, spew or clap.

I'd wear Sherly Crow as a hat but i draw the line at poo games.

Urgh, the smelly arsed bint. "All i wanna do, is wipe my bum, I got a feeling i'm not the only one"

I wonder how Sherly Crow would have managed in this situation. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

In a way it's a highlight of your life though, Saint SLP. I honestly would have left him I reckon. Maybe not, hope I never find out tbh. I reckon i would have taken his t-shirt off and used that through fear of poo-finger.

How can someone be compus mentis enough to "clean themselves up with a combination of paper and dry underwear and dump them in the cistern", yet still shit themselves in the first place? Erm, it was the early 90s and it was one of those 'techno rave' things and he had imbibed arse-loosening doses of e iirc.

From a christian point of view, probably your best moment. Who'd be a fucking christian eh?

Thats some friendship. My mate had to discard his underwear in a club once as he had shat himself. He was breezy about the whole episode as he reckons he cleaned himself up with a combination of paper and dry underwear and dumped them in the cistern. Classy and quick thinking.