ChezGiven

SLP, did you wipe your mates arse?

I don't think it does. It only counts if you have more than a skidmark, i.e. if there's actual faecal matter stuck to your kecks. What do you think a skid mark is composed of? I reckon your dumps would be huge mind. Regularly hit the water before they have completely left his arse.

I've never done a full one in my pants but have lost count of the number of farts that gave me a wet sensation. Does a follow through count?

This thread should be renamed the "Spooky coincidence thread" as Im currently dropping the kids off at the pool at this very moment. A bucket under your desk?

I grew up on boats, used to do a lot in Blyth, Tynemouth, Whitby, the Lakes, all over basically. My bro is sort of professional now. He is a sailmaker for North Sails (the best in the world). Am going over to see him for mid-summer to go sailing around the stockholm archipelago. Which is nice. Last year we had a Corby 25, this year we'll be on a traditional folk boat. Not that expensive and great fun to sail.

Its bad luck to change the name of a boat, so if you're superstitious leave the name as is. There was an ex-nufc player who had a famous boat but i think it was called 'Newcastle Brown' or something shit like that.

I thought 4th was a place not 5th? Got at least 20 on each horse so it will be more than 10p if i get a 4th.

Was my thinking too.

I've gone a bit silly. Got Mckelvey, L'ami, Bewleys Berry, Eurotrek and small e/w flutters on Hedgehunter and Thisthat.

I'm having £25 each way on L'ami.

Hermaphrodite as you can be one then the other.

I am.

How did it end?

FYP Razzle's rough man. I prefer the airbrushed versions. If I want to wank over the girl next door, I will. Wait til your probation runs out at least! Reader's Wives - that's where it's at. Its dirty, its naughty, its only £1.40.

FYP

I've always thought that 'Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here i am, stuck in the Lidl with you' would have made a great advertising jingle. If you've ever shopped there it certainly makes sense.

Well if they add in the fact that Thatcher threatened Mitterand with Nuking the Argies unless he gave the UK the codes to the french missiles that were starting to destroy our fleet then it should be interesting. Mitterand also got agreement for the channel tunnel to be made on the back of that deal.

Good for the prostate too, not just hair loss.

Happened to me all the time too on mac and safari, exactly like Mowen says and it has never happened on any other site. I told pud about it but am using IE most of the time now so not been bothered. It was odd though, would sometime just take it to load one page and then it crashed. I think if you leave the page to fully load before trying to link to another page, this minimised the number of crashes.

Bobby, get an Oyster card if you can. single journey without them are £4 now!!! Thats a one stop journey... Look on the TFL site, if you are planning lots of tube journeys before 9.30am then it could cost you a load.

Bayjeezus-wept tbh. I love Irish girls, the accent makes me giddy.

We're Basque not Celtic (thats the Irish and the English) http://www.prospect-magazine.co.uk/printarticle.php?id=7817

Tom_NUFC, have you got a link to that genealogy story? Is this the one you heard about? The study by Oppenheimer is a must read for anyone interested in anglo-irish relationships. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/06/science/...agewanted=print

How many people have been banned from here and why?