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Toxic twats are the worst taste on the planet.

Your own i presume?

And Rantin' would be feckin' horrified at being classed as normal. He's a medical man, you know. 195419[/snapback] Aye, think he is some sort of pharmacuetical adviser in the NHS isnt he? Anyway, more than one book is not that bizaree. Am reading a book on scientific method by Karl Popper which is amazing but tough to read. I am also reading Eleanor Rigby by Douglas Copeland ,a book called Poppy Shakespeare, just started another the other day too on the future of health care in the US. A book for every mood and time of day/week tbh.

It's not that bizarre, I'm exactly the same, I have to have a lot of bookmarks ranging from proper ones to taxi receipts. A wander over to the bookcase often results in me starting a new book. Actually, I may have just proved your point... 195398[/snapback] Exactly, are you suggesting it's not bizarre behaviour because you do it? Would you watch two films at once, say watch the first 20 minutes of one and switch to another, then back again? No, I don't think so. 195402[/snapback] I never said i was normal tbh. You could be watching more than 5 TV series at once and at different times of the week so the film thing isnt a goood comparison.

Quality. 195386[/snapback] Got it...

easy - 31 years of unalloyed marital bliss....................... 195377[/snapback] Unalloyed?

I think they should just shut everything down apart from the admin forum.

Sounds to me like you can't actually read. I bet you hold the book upside down sometimes when you're doing the above. 195368[/snapback] did once get on a train and was staring at this bird and sort of on auto-pilot, got my book out, opened it, kept staring at the bird she looked up, i looked down and the book was upside down. didnt get her number tbh..

In the words of the late Ted Rogers, 3,2,1.

I'm reading 5 books at the moment and have been for quite a few months. I dont bookmark or do anything as once i've put it down i like to re-read the last few pages to get back into it. I try to finish on chapter ends but usually just try and remember roughly where i was. I therefore sometimes actually go backwards as i pick up the book only re-read one page then put the book down open and forget. When i pick it up again, i always go back a few pages to get into it again.....

We're holding up, just having a good laugh. 189355[/snapback] Who fancies a bet on the size of the sibierski thread by midnight. 60 pages of shite by the end of the window if nowt else happens. Odd piece of business like. We look fuckin ridiculous now.

Apparently Prince Phillip is the head of the masons and was owed an enormous favour by his equivalent in France. To settle the score, Big Phil got the french dude to set it all up on french soil. Thats what i was told.

We could have allowed Woodgate to Boro to happen to increase our chances of getting Huth. Woody is a crock. We know it. He has also got a gak problem. Huth had a bad ankle which has been fixed and is a young un. Seems the better option to me. If we end up with Huth and they have Woody i think thats good business. 186930[/snapback] Did you miss the part where I mentioned that they're both going to Boro? 186932[/snapback] Nah.

We could have allowed Woodgate to Boro to happen to increase our chances of getting Huth. Woody is a crock. We know it. He has also got a gak problem. Huth had a bad ankle which has been fixed and is a young un. Seems the better option to me. If we end up with Huth and they have Woody i think thats good business.

AS9 on NO used to have some quotes in his sig from members there which amounted to them admitting they were gay. On another note, i see stonewall and Man city have teamed up to rid football of homophobia. Do Man city have a pink away strip or something? The original Juventus colours apparently.

One of my mates who is not only a chess master, member of MENSA and once got through to the grand final of 15 to 1 rang in work and said he had bird flu. Apparently he does a shitty night job and they cant get anyone else so they put up with the numbskull. I once woke up on a monday and lay in bed for a couple of hours until i remembered it was monday and had to ring in sheepishly at 10 saying i was ill and couldnt possibly come to work.

What does it mean btw ? 184089[/snapback] Christ. Jings Crivens is Jesus Christ. 184090[/snapback] Jings wept. 184201[/snapback] Crivens on a bike.

Bit harsh given his ex- wife's not got a sweetleftpeg...

Gazza's version of Fog on the Tyne and anything by Lindisfarne.

"Dutch Orangutans Zookeepers in Holland are starting to match up their orangutans with ones in Indonesia over the internet. The animals can see each other online and, by pressing a button, can choose to show they like each other by giving each other food. " Whatever next? Monkeycam - watch your favourite monkey jizzing off in China. Monkey re-united. catch up with all your old zoo pals. E-ape - Sell monkeys and monkey shit.

What does it mean btw ? 184089[/snapback] Christ. Jings Crivens is Jesus Christ.

Thing is, where is Chelsea's motivation in the league? They've got that winning mentality which has made them somewhere between aorrgant and half arsed, the thinking that 'don't worry, we're class, the goal will come.' Might be the kick up the arse they need. 184086[/snapback] They've probably been asked by Sky and the FA to make the title race more interesting this year. Last years late Man U surge was only like getting a semi-on. If its neck and neck at christmas its hard-ons all round and next years increased sky money looks more justifiable.

It gives Shepherd a big hard on

Jings crivens help ma boab. 183980[/snapback] Its Ma Broon..... 184052[/snapback] ....watching the fitba. 184058[/snapback] Michty me Chelsea lost!!! She got sky tv with her coupons apparently...

Hes the new craig bellamy to be fair to him. As Owen's career is over he should give him the no. 10 shirt.