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Colonel H Jones VC was shot in the back…allegedly

Theres absolutely nothing you could say beyond physical proof of match tickets and a time stamped photo of you in the crowd that day that would make me believe you weren’t lying about this

Villa fan 1 : “oi cort a whale in the canal” Villa fan 2: “bostin skip, can oi see it?” Villa fan 1:

The fact that you can’t arrange your life as you describe is a pitiful indictment of the current government and our society in general. I can’t get my head round why people have to be unremitting cunts to each other

But we gave Man City a game? Beige cunts are decent but cmon, they’re not Brazil 82 ffs Evidence of defendive solidity back after Saturdays performance iyam and they’ll attack us leaving space to be exploited. I think there’s a good chance of getting something tbh

Gregory’s Girl, the directors cut

Yes. That’s what I’ve basically just said

BREAKING: Top class performer linked with HUGE Saudi move 👀

I wouldn’t take Howe at his word like…but if we’re selling Miggy to Saudi their window closes today 😬 Is Ashworth the recruitment guru or is he a policy and philosophy dude?… I honestly have no idea. If you listen to Brighton supporters it Tony Bloom who is the brains behind their brilliant recruitment policy. His betting company has access to underlying stats that others don’t apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yeah thinking about it it’s possible that Ornstein is quoting the lads agent who is probably hawking the poor fucker around. Good wee player like. Stranger things have happened. What Lawson says is equally likely but if we want a Joelinton replacement I’d have preferred a left footer…

Aye. An obvious deviant and very likely a purveyor of the azure aereated waters Anyway….window closes Thursday @ 11pm. Is Rashford trying to force a move somewhere? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

That’s my first option like Chris Billim Smith is now world cruiser weight champ and is a serious Bournemouth fan. Hes fought at Dean Court and the local arena and both occasions were marked out by the level of violence we predicted would and did occur so we didn’t go to either. Am not sure what they’re expecting watching a world title fight in the centre of a major city where the security staff are likely to want to recreate events in the ring given half a chance

Oh and one of our own agreeing

Spam topic, thought I’d cc you in mate but some power crazed mod deleted it no dramas 😆

Much against my better judgement I have been goaded into leading a dozen or so AFCB Bournemouth fans on an expedition to the far north for the game on 17 Feb. We’re leaving early Friday IN A FUCKIN MINIBUS (trains and planes prohibitively expensive) and we’re staying at the former Jury’s Inn on the Gateshead side of the millennium bridge. All Newcastle upon Tyne virgins bar me, obvs.. This has been an ongoing request from them since they came up into the prem so they’re expecting me to be host, compare, maitre d, wet nurse, counsellor etc etc…however, I’m as familiar with the nighttime economy of Tyneside as I am with sea of tranquility on the fuckin moon, if I’m in town am in the clock, the 3 bulls, the Percy etc etc so am looking for some pointers It’s been pointed out that after the game it’s Fury v Usyk and we’re looking to book something so we can watch it. I’ve come across this, does anyone know if it’s ok?… https://www.fatsoma.com/e/zp3ey9j0/tyson-fury-vs-oleksandr-usyk

Fuckin great night. Seen us play better but who fuckin cares Big shout out to @thebrokendoll for pre match beers 🍺 @Dr Gloom we thought about asking you but there was nowhere to park the hoverboard at the Prince of Wales in East Putney

Cunt was right behind us