PaddockLad

Botman is currently playing champions league football and is very likely to be a very good player....Carlos sounds like someone who's agent is a mate of Jamie Reuben, they probably met in a "high class" massage parlour in Marbella...

I should write to them and complain if I were you mate...

Not sure why some of you can’t work out that a lot may happen in the last couple of days of this window when selling clubs have their hands forced or we get ultra desperate. This thread is largely a waste of bandwidth till then Happy Tuesday

Another series I'll never watch due to the current Mrs PL uttering "don't like this" after approx 13 mins of the first episode... they say it was loosely based on the Murdoch err "dynasty"?...

Yep https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10197111/Rupert-Murdoch-told-PM-rid-BBC-bouncing-Wilfred-knee.html

How can they be thinking of getting rid of the BBC?…. Newsnight

Hate to break this to you mate but that means a week Thursday in this window

1st February before before training, get the whole 25 man squad in ..."right lads, this is what's on offer if we stay up"...

Bookmarked

Scott Parker allgedly had a choice when he left Chelsea...champions league football at Everton or 70k a week at Newcastle....

A thread on the imminent demise of the Tory party….interesting , but a few tax cuts and more targeting of immigrants as the enemy will probably bring their base to heel in 2025 I reckon

AGREED!

I’ve not listened to any more than half a dozen NUFC podcasts in my life….I did listen to Newcastle natter first I think….that might explain it….

Here’s Luke, two bottles in on a Sunday and basically winning the internet today

Rafa didn’t keep us up last time. He played football as dull as I’ve seen. He was undoubtedly the best manager NUFC could’ve had under Ashley’s regime but ffs, people need to move on from him. He’s 20 years past his best.

We need at least 7 wins from 18 games after winning one in 20…. my undrecrackers remain perfectly dry obviously, but it has to be stated that this run of results is highly unlikely to say the least

Gone...

Wordle is the seed sourdough bread of Omicron

Bien sur mon ami, aussi il est un sixfingeredsisterfucka, ZUT ALORS!!!

Am detecting the whiff of "frites de fromage" in this one

These players are playing about as well as they can and putting about as much effort in as they can.... am not sure what other conclusion anyone could reach..we've won one in 20 . Am not sure what extra EH has produced tbh. I don't hate him, think he's rubbish etc, just judging him on outcomes. The better stats aren't winning games.....

Wouldn’t have gone with ASM, Ritchie or Almiron would’ve been my choice . Difficult to leave him out like but we’ve got to get the ball into the box from out wide…

London Bridge? Great shot 👍

@Alex Had a play...tutorial was really good on ALR

Caught the dawn whilst walking the dog this morning... I know precisely fuck all about photography but you've got to be spectacularly useless not to be able to take a decent pic with a modern smartphone..