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Mood is heartbroken. Got to put our healthy 3 year old dog down, his behaviour has deteriorated and he’s started regularly biting people. Yesterday he bit his walker which is the final straw. Poor animal has been wracked with anxiety from the word go really, we’ve spoken to a behaviourist regularly in the last two years and nothing that’s been suggested has worked. We’re up 2/3/4 times a night with him, doesn’t matter what we do, cage, on the bed, regardless of where he goes down he wakes up and either howls the house down or runs down stairs and barks till he’s let out for a “patrol”. The biting comes from resource guarding, he also has issues with separation anxiety . He needs constant reassurance and when he gets it he’s very loving back but he now can’t be trusted. He’s mostly just gone for us but we’ve not been able to leave him with our in laws because he’s nipped them and is rotten to their dog. Looks like it might Friday 😞

I removed Elon’s cunt app from my phone yesterday as per Toontastic T & C’s 🫡 I haven’t as yet lowered myself to follow Toonpack on Bluesky though. I do have some standards

Andrew Irving, Berwick Rangers legend by the way @Toonpack

Kendzior suggested this in her book “They Knew” which was released in Sept 2022…not sure I thought it was possible when I read it but now here we are…she talks a bit about it in this… https://btlonline.org/merrick-garlands-delay-in-prosecuting-trump-paved-the-way-to-installing-his-mafia-regime/

I’m in the fortunate position of knowing as an undisputed fact that TT stalwart Howmanheyman and Luke Edwards are definitely two different people… if I wasn’t I think I’d be asking questions this afternoon…. one of which might be does that baldy cunt read this forum?

Stewart Lee is taking zero fuckin prisoners this morning https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/24/flat-cap-jeremy-clarkson-only-wants-his-nose-in-the-trough?CMP=share_btn_url

Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀

Bert is a bastard…

So sexy that your weekend consists of at least two self flagellating aerobic workouts in the middle of the fucking night…each to their own but if you’re not running to an early morning neighbourhood liaison all that sexiness is being wasted as far as I can make out

The return of Gundogan has been a disaster…

Spurs twatting Man City 0-4 after letting Ipswich beat them at home is possibly the most spursy thing in history

He’s a fuckin legend man

Navy blue grandad tonight, I know Gemmill wouldn’t be able to sleep without knowing ☺️

I’m going to the 21st birthday party of two lads who’s dads are mates of mine. One of the birthday boys was with us in Newcastle earlier this year…so there’s going to be a huge team of young shavers all flat out on the piss waiting for the middle aged to try to keep up with them in the drinking stakes. Stand by for reports of the severity of hangover and any behaviour that may incur feelings of regret ☺️😬🍺

Hasn’t Rents got a medical degree though? Fuckin rocky ground here Gemma ps you also got Covid after years of you suggesting in most self aggrandising manner possible that you were somehow superhumanly immune so you have got history with bogus health claims 🤷🏻‍♂️

So do we think BlackRock are providing investment to private companies for UK projects that will create “growth TM” or are they just another bunch of loan sharks trying to dig a nations finances even deeper on to their hook?

So after my venture into high brow Latin mysticism I have returned to more familiar ground; the ex footballer’s autobiography… so I’ll open it to the floor…. how much “literary time” does the author give to his two seasons playing for a certain football club in the North East of England?

Noncechops Gaetz withdraws as nominee for AG. Senate comitttee must’ve been about to stab him to death. He instantly resigned from the HOR when it was announced too

I’ll let others decide how accurate all this is. One thing is for sure we wouldn’t be able to achieve it ourselves if we’re outside the EU (despite what he says) or via either of our two main political parties

“Now I ain’t saying he’s a badge kisser But he ain’t messing and it always triggers “

Ginger farmers from the Cotswolds ✅

I listened to all that and I like JOB but just telling that cunt to sell his land for solar panels so he can pay his IHT partly proves the point some farmers are legitimately making and also proves JOB doesn’t understand farmers or the countryside. I remember shepherds distraught at the thought of their flocks being slaughtered for nothing during foot and mouth. I still don’t properly understand that but the depth of feeling was profound. Yes there are ocean going fuckin wankers leading and contributing to this debate but I remember it coming down to a very stark question at the time of F & M; what is the countryside actually for, and who should control its future?.. that’s what this is essentially about. JOB can go fuck himself with that glib bullshit reply. PS around 51% of farmers voted to leave the EU . It was stronger in some areas than others, in Scotland & NI a majority of farmers voted remain. The perception is very different but that’s life I suppose…