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Naa...Quayside boozers were a bit exotic for us country hics and too far from SJP for a visit om matchdays....may have been in it once, did it have toilets that make The Clock's conveniances look like a B&Q showroom?...

The blog's a great read Mac, all the best to you and LTB's mam.

Sounds a belter that mate. Do they have heaters in the roof of the stands like Leverkusen to keep the punters warm?

fuckin helll...must have brushed shoulders a few times....the broken doll is one of my favourite ever pubs. Best jukebox I've ever seen. Put the one in the "world famous" () Trent House into a cocked hat

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Not seen a post on here I've agreed with more. Thats why I've virtually given up bitching about him...he's going fuckin nowhere, its pointless.You can whinge on about not strenghtning this summer, but hes employed the same system since we came back up. Am just shouting for 11 shirts now, the actual institution that is NUFC is nothing to be proud of in 2012...not sure if it ever has been to a large extent but Ashley has been making people fuckin miserable since the day he walked in. Having said all that, if we were to take the view that since the group thing started in this Europa league format that all clubs see a fall away in their league form if they the clubs take it even half seriously..Spurs and Stoke did last season, but Spurs were bolstered by 30 mill from the champions league the season before that and rallied late on once theyd made sure they weren't fucking about in the Europa after christmas. Spurs weren't in Europe at all the season they qualified for the champions league. We weren't last season. And we wont be next season either. So...can we expect better next season?....being charitable towards Ashley, it was always going to happen like this,bit by bit We need....

You think he's willing to take a hit of around 200million?...not sure. I just think it makes him very likely to be here a very long time.

the debt sits with the holding company....the only problem is when Ashley decides to sell and doesnt even see a third of what hes put into the club.

Ba might not be creating merry hell behind the scenes, none of us can know. But him and Cisse cant play up front together, thats pretty obvious. Pardew is now struggling to find a solution to this whilst keeping both players happy. Very tricky, but thats what he's paid for. If he'd bitten the bullet and just stuck with one or the other in a 433 then he may have one of them moping a bit, but results may well have been better in the league. He's been weak on this iyam. Stevie metioned Demba must be calling the shots on this, which we'll never know, but youve got to wonder wtf is going on.

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Apparently we're only 1 point better off than at this stage the season we went down......dont know how the game "head to head" works out but thats just a tiny bit concerning....

Sounds like you could be spot on about him and lbt then

What was Fop's schtick again?...an "I told you so!" contrarian?....or was he something a bit more sinister like ASM?,,,,,

Nice turn of phrase for a lady. One for the sisterhood there. LBT you utter fuckin imbescile will you kindly piss off.

No he didnt....he got the boot from West Ham for shagging Carl Fletcher's though

He was sacked because the chairman is an ego maniac pain in the arse, with whom Pardew's relationship had completly broken down. The team Pardew built at that club beat us 2 nil yesterday. I case you handn't been paying attention, not like you I know...

He failed at the now 4th top West Brom. They were heading in the opposite direction under him. John Terry and his mates pick the Chelsea side which won the champions league. A fuckin ludiccrous suggestion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDgPpxoSRFY Anyone who's travelled with Keith Barret's Toon Travel may recognise this character

Cant do anything about it, so I dont call for anyones head, it smacks of the fickleness that supporters are often tarred with. If you think Mark Huges would be an improvement you live in an alternative universe where honey can indeed be made from dogshit. I pretty much agree with you asessment of the team this season. Its not that I cant see the problems. And rest sssured if we start the new year hovering in or around the bottom 3 they'll be a change. But 5th last season has bought Pardew time to turn it round, whether you choose to accept it or not.

The boards biggest wummer, outside of the mock scandy he-she. Theyre like a PMT tag team. CT you showered the whole regime with praise for the whole of last season. In view of this you dont seem to realise how fuckin ridiculous you sound calling for Pardews head in mid November

Went to see Squeeze supported by Paul Heaton on Friday night...got there at half 7, twenty to eight Heaton shuffled on to stage looking like the archityple ageing football hooligan he undoubtedly is. By 7-50pm he's launched in to "old red eyes is back" and grown men were stifling sobs He was singing from lyric sheets preched on a stand in front of him, he's fucked on the drink like but what a voice he's still got.They did a few new ones, a couple by the Beautiful South and a couple by the Housemartins. At the end they did "Me and the Farmer" followed by, for the final number, the 3 piece band joining Heaton for an acapella "Caravan of Love"...to say it brought the house down doesnt really do it justice. By now every fucker was crying! And with that the Squeeze show climaxed without them even being on the stage Squeeze were really, really good. But Glen Tillbrook looks like he'd either lead your IT department (my suggestion) or sell you a pension (mrs PL's take on his beige suit get up). The songs were and remain very good too, but they dont have two as good as CoL or red eyes, and they dont have a vocalist that makes grown men cry.

Sack the board Gene we might get relegated on todays evidence....."we're gonna win fuck all again we always win fuck all.........." honesty, i couldnt give a fuck. Fuck Ashley its our club not his. Anyone who's come to Newcastle via FM can fuck off as well. Stop fuckin whingeing.

Sounds like you prefer Hearts to Newcastle.....was it St Mirren who Celtic twatted on the last day of the season in 86? Lots of purple scarves came out of lots of closets that season.....never to be seen again in most cases.....

His missus is ill again apparently...........if true might be something to do with that.