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Speak for yourself… what size are your balls now?

Spurs in stripes

Can we suggest that Tonali’s halo has now slipped since he gave the ball away for that last goal? Bruno MIA again… 4 defensive mistakes, 4 goals. Fuckin rubbish .

Barnes… fuckin hell man this is just basic stuff…

Deflection off Fab…poor from Hall though..

@Dr Gloom I certainly don’t mean you, I meant the cunts on social media who I’ve been reading. I cant help but think they learned everything they know about football from a computer simulation of the game…

People completely unqualified to comment only trust Howe when he makes a decision they agree with

Having not seen them (we did Great Expectations twice at school, put me off Dickens for life) I can’t really talk with authority but I think the last two issue a heartwarming message for mankind at the end? That is in essence what, as far I can make out, Christmas is about; the birth of hope. Not that I’m in anyway religious but I can sort of get on board with that, but when in reality the whole thing for my entire life has been an ever increasing and now completely suffocating exercise in commercial and retail bullshit I can’t really reconcile the two. I don’t really want sermons or selfish consumerism. That sounds like I don’t like Christmas which isn’t really the case , I just want the version I can pretty much get with my family as it is . Which probably isn’t much different to most on here, just without the schmaltzy fuckin films ☺️

Not really I think the trouble is eg in this list I’ve not seen any of them apart from Die Hard, and that’s a film set at Christmas about a terrorist incident 🤓 I’m just not motivated to watch anything festive. I can’t remember the last time I watched Christmas Day tv. There’s too much to do and by the time I sit down I’m pissed and usually fall asleep with a glass of Croft Original in my hand, mostly gibbering on like this EDIT: I like The Snowman and the Snow dog. Are they Christmas films?… 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t have a favourite Christmas film. They’re all exploitative manipulative vomit inducing vessels of warm shit

And for those who were too young/can’t remember/not born yet THERE WAS A WORLD CUP THAT SUMMER! 😀 There was so much to watch and listen to… the music from Grease and SNF seemed to be everywhere, my sister played the arse off both soundtracks to the extent I still know every lyric by heart to every song from Grease ☺️ No one at school had seen a World Cup before, and no one had seen posters like this popping up all over the place, we just lost our fuckin shit completely what a time to be alive…

From Craig Hope’s weekly gossip column…. this is how bored I am with Bournemouth v Spurs 😆

In other news 0.79% of male babies were named after an ancient religious figure this year. Last year the most popular name was Noah, who was an ancie…etc etc

DDH on loan from Fulham obvs Dixie Peach and Paul Burnett have late fitness tests after a big night on the ching at Stringfellows

Waiting for news of @Howmanheyman’s shift pattern like

I was at spurs that day and we’d been watching the cricket in the 12 pins at Finsbury Park. By the time we’d got to the ground it was all over…and you’re right Alex it was fuckin boiling hot 🥵

@Howmanheyman being at work was a greater influence tbh

Fuck off Madeley you cheating fuckin cunt

We’ve got room to work in up top but our midfield 3 have been brilliant. Reckon Trent will come on and threaten but also leave space in behind, that must be exploited…

Tyldesley making every excuse in the book for the red team . What a fuckin cunt

Great assist from Bruno, love him 😃

Well, you can say that Kev but this is what the now semi-permanent Mrs PL had laid out this morning in preparation for our tea tonight 😳

The US is over as a functioning democracy and has been for some time, it is in technical terms a failing state and in a lot of ways we shouldn’t give a fuck anymore and just act as bemused bystanders. @Rayvin’s assessment is spot on but it just no longer fuckin matters. A country so depraved that a significant minority believe lurid conspiracy theories(?) about hollywood paedophile rings has just voted in a man who was on the same flight lists as Bill Gates to Epstein’s paedo island. I’m not sorry for decent US politicians and citizens because it’ll all happen here soon enough too. Am past fuckin caring. So fair play to that silly doddery old cunt for looking after his troubled son. If we’re concerned about corruption wtf was the cunt doing on the board of a Ukrainian mining company in the first place? The Russian dolls of international white collar crime all merge into one mass of bullshit in the end and the FBI’s main task now is protecting the bad actors in both the GOP and Democratic Party from real consequences which would see 1000s of politicians and businessmen behind bars if the US was in any way a functioning democracy. It’s fuckin over folks.