Monkeys Fist

Thompers/Quiff is back in a right strop, isn't he? Fat Czech bird held him down and gave him some strap-on Mandingo

I can't work out which one's hit rock bottom hardest?

Anyone fancy some posh bog roll? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34716969

Bleached mullet? My French dalliances can be best described by the haircuts of various British male celebrities. From the obsessively well-groomed To, well.......this No Kojaks though.

Hairy pits, though?

Where to start?

Mrs.F. swoons and weeps her way through Downton like a slavering goon, whilst I quietly think impure thoughts about Lady Uppity's growler. Classic Sunday TV

Aye, there's a strong whiff of Savile about them. Edit: Single- Denis by Blondie Album- If You Want Blood by (proper) AC/DC.

The one with the Irish lass and American bloke?Aye, very funny

From BBC Scotland

fyp

Coincidentally, I'm having a little dring tonight.

It's the Network Rail STE4 bridge examiner course. I'll be doing the examinations and sending defect reports on all the rail bridges from about South Yorkshire upwards, including the Sweaties. Also just started working with a company installing/maintaining motion sensors on the rail network. Busy times ahead

Typed "As Pontes, Galicia" into Google Maps. Still can't find it.

But did you call him a coward?

There is only one answer to this level of crazy.

My mistake actually- thought it said Robert Ferris, actually said Rupert. Yes, I confused a Bob with a Rupert- it was late

Savagesque. Top work Thomas

Nope, there's 47 of us

Love the fact that the first assassination is one of the Likely Lads' great grandads.

Just got set up- having to sit through the frigging Time Lord before Mrs.F. has agreed to piss off and let me go Jack the Ripper in old time Lahndan Oh, I'm monkeys_fist47 on there.