Monkeys Fist

Right lads, here's your chance to get in on a sure-fire money spinner. I'm setting up a baby wear business, called Mother/SisterCare, launching initially through the prestigious Sue Ryder and Oxfam outlets in Pennywell and Southwick. The unique selling points of the introductory line, babygrows, are; *Each unit comes with a choice of Lamine or Kone slathered all over it. *Each unit will have built in dummy tethers and crack pipe pockets *Choice of patterns- Blue Pop for boys, Sexy Boob Tubes for girls, Vaux logo for other mutations. The clincher, and guaranteed cash cow, is the unique design of the built in gloves and feet, which are extra roomy to accommodate the extra digits. I'll be accepting investment for one month only, as launch date will be 8 months from tonight. ( no, not 9 months- most 12yr olds can't manage a full term pregnancy).

I know- a Mackem match thread on here. Fanx Mike.

I think he meant " IF Rafa says....."

I think we've just witnessed Wor Terrence having a stroke. At least he'll drool out of both sides now.

This one's almost literate. I'm guessing they haven't dished out the meds in the TV lounge yet?

Have you been out of work since Vaux went tits up?

Unexpected early finish! https://youtu.be/N7f62H-jLJU

Pussy pussy?

Thirded

Aye, but Martin Luther King wore nice suits.

Do it without looking like a twat

What's the baby wearing? Jeeeebus!

He's gone full retard here

Challenge for @Dr.Gloom. Ride your hoverskate down this. http://www.techinsider.io/arcelormittal-orbits-giant-tunnel-slide-2016-5?utm_content=bufferfeff7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-ti

Ffs, you utter spaz, watch the bloke on the left.

Volunteered.

Not the biggest "register" on Wearside, by some way.

Bostin! (Kill me now.)

Ffs, benfathers45 will be inconsolable when he sees this, Aunty Denise and Doris in one week...... ..... Who's Raymond

What's astonishing about that? He's calling the bloke, and his employers, out as a pack of cunts. Regardless of his "electability", he's not wrong on that.

Every goal's a hole. Or something.