Monkeys Fist

Bunter is now puzzled "Why would Dave waste taxpayer's money deporting cement?"

Gets my vote.

Take a moment, fine sirs, to appreciate the comeliness and beauty of this fine young filly. For those of you with coarser tastes, you beastly heathens, peruse the link below, wherein she gets her rat out. http://m.imgur.com/a/kiiYU%5B

Glass coffee table, get it right man!

The one bottom right looks particularly....well....scat.

http://i.imgur.com/fP0H9uT.jpg

Given the assumption of what Mrs.F. did to my arse, I could fit myself, you, and probably several of Trooper's Baked Bean Lasagnes up there. I have avoided sitting on bar stools for the past few days.

They haven't time to punch horses as they're all nuts deep in their sisters/kids. Yes, I'm saying they're all incestuous paedophiles. All of them. Here's a gif to demonstrate how serious I am about this......

Just had a chocolate biscuit because it'll soon be autumn.

Here's an equally valid quote- " Aldi beans look and taste so similar to lumps of tramp smeg in ketchup that the two things are indistinguishable. I can only imagine them appealing to the same demographic that eats duck pizza and thinks metecting is a valid hobby. "- An Expert.

Charming.

Mouth experience As if they even touch the sides.

Charm Whereas the Chuckle Bros. exude it

I agree, I don't think Corbyn, if he wins, will last long enough to be a "problem" come 2020, but,if he draws in disenchanted voters and takes Labour even just a smidgen left of their current position, he'll have done his job. Burnham is the only candidate, in the current climate, who would be electable in a GE, which is why he gets 2nd option. I think it'll come down to him versus Corbyn, and he'll probably edge it on 2nd choice votes.

Ever so slightly.....

Says the Mackem, posting on a NUFC board. Whale sandwich, anyone?

For the pedants amongst us, you should be calling him Scout.

What's the alternative? Look what happened last time we put a splitarse in charge.

I checked your post count, mind, Ant