Monkeys Fist

Shiftaced

The bigotest, 'appen.

Happy Birthday Knight Ryder

Spoil it for us? Whenever, you look down- " Hi Alexs!"

Happy Birthday Councillor!

Mayweather has been a naughty atheltete. http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/more-sports/report-mayweather-received-illegal-iv-before-pacquiao-fight/ar-AAe7QWf?li=AAa0dzB

Nice article on the process of the discovery here. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/09/150910-human-evolution-change/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20150910news-bergerdiscovery&utm_campaign=Content&sf12951584=1

Agreed, it's not like she's shy of giving a piss sample, either.

Get out

Don't give Stevie one of your good ones- he'll forget he borrowed it and you'll never see it again. The thieving Sandancer.

I was thinking more......" Ooh, look, a beginners taxidermy kit for sale, only £700 pounds. " *Starts entering card details SKOOSH! "Whassat? Oh, snack time?"

CT's missus rushes out to buy him an air collar.

I've suggested she take some time off, and travel around various fields in the area, burying paper clips, spoons, and old bolts. For a hobby, an' that.

Inbreeding.

Cheers lads. If she's one of the unlucky ones, I've suggested she drive for Uber, basing herself in the Boldon area

[know, I wont.

Oh, by way CT, Mrs.F. found out, whilst we were on holiday, that's she's most likely being made redundant in October, thanks to Tory cuts- she works for Gentoo, the public housing lot. So, thanks mate, your vote helped my family enormously.

Yes or know?

Understandable. He spotted CT, sitting in the disabled seats with his micro-cock out.

I'm sure they were, before you ate them 2 days previously.