Monkeys Fist

I had to look up "wrong" in the dictionary. It said " metal detecting"

Spent the day on Storm landing beach, at Lion-sur-Mer, and I now understand why the Krauts fought so hard to defend it- heaving with French minge.

Following about 250 miles of fucking roadworks, where work was actually being done on about 100yds of it, when does the "holiday fun" begin?

Did yee caal my pint a mackem?

Title edited for contagious hermurseckswality.

Aaaand we're off! Breakfast on the ferry in 6-7 hours.

"> I'll bet he's "that bloke" at work.

Hello bint!

Driving to Dover in 4 hours. Car not packed- check Kids more hyper than a couple of pilled-up speed freaks-check. Chances of a kip before l set off blown away like a Chinese port- check. Prospect of a beer in the far distance of tomorrow evening- check. We're feckin flying next year

I blame the Magedia

They weren't packs, he just couldn't separate them.

Keane has gone up in my estimation. I mean, it's on a molecular level, but it's up nonetheless.

Scat perv.

CT telling us how to reorganise Labour. Here you go mate, quick, get the birdseed, it's a wild budgie

AirB&B, baby! It's the Shiznit, and what have you

"Village" It's fucking Boldon man.

Not since the Turd Amendment was added.

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One day of graft left and then off to Normandy for a fortnight. Got a two bedroomed renovated barn, with a garden, BBQ, for £37 a night! Can not wait.

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Fill your boots mate.