Monkeys Fist

Proper 70s minge

Watching Filth. It's not doing it, like.

Kinky bitch. Oh, and rip and that.

Too disparaging to post on here?

No coincidence that. He was stitched up.

Posted this in amongst Ken's latest meltdown. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/5-general-random-conversation/?p=1291666 Note the page number

Ken, all alone.

Call the Flying Doctor

Can you even see the letters on your keyboard, Ken?

Kens had a letter from ex Mrs. Ken's solicitor.

Do you mean the time I drunkenly posted about feeling a bit of a twat going to a titty bar? It's still there if you can focus enough to find it. Why do think Stevie is lying about his tumour? I'm genuinely puzzled about how you arrived at that?

Meltdown in progress. Run away!

Wakes up on the living room floor, surround by empties and piss stains. Sings .....

Keeping up the randomness, Mike Smith, ex DJ and helicopter crasher, has pegged it. 59. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28623367

Ken never apologising. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/5-general-random-conversation/?p=1288100 Honestly man, what the fuck are you on about? Gibberish.

You've lost it mate. Go to bed

You still haven't explained this "sting" you claim is being carried out. Let's have it.

Ken/Wolfy.

2 tinnies of Fosters and he's barking at the moon. She's not coming back mate, get over it.

Embarrassing isn't he?

Explain it to me. I'm too cretinous to work it out.

What's that, then?

Book yourself a taxi with CT to take you in on the 14th, Stevie- you'll have forgotten there's owt wrong with you by then.

I have yet to see Sharknado, but it's on my list

Positive news for the most part Stevie. And don't worry about the short term memory loss, we'll remind you, often, about how much you love South Tyneside. ( have you asked them about the chances of gaining any Superpowers btw, you never know!)