Monkeys Fist

Have you grown a goat?

There's more hair on a baby's arsehole than between those two.

New one on me that. I'll try it out on Mrs. " Can I broken promise on your tits, petal?"

Waste of bullets. Use bricks

Isn't it a contraction of "donkeys years"? Not posh though

It'd be great without the bib. I've said it before, black and white stripes- not difficult.

Bloke walks into a bar and sees Van Gogh supping a beer. " Alreet, Vince, love your potato pictures, can I get you a beer" " No thanksh, I've got one 'ere".

Vince Vaughan and Colin Farrell supposedly in True Detective season 2. Ah well, it was good while it lasted. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/vince-vaughn-colin-farrell-among-stars-rumored-for-true-detective-roles/

Uh-oh! This is how it starts

Liam Sweeney's body has been found. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-28668314

That's only true in the singular. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/5-general-random-conversation/?p=1291633

Just started watching a little thing called Breaking Bad. Three episodes in and I think it has potential. Anyone seen it ?

It would appear the question of " What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?" Is about to be answered. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-28659910

You'd really need a referee that has no favouritism for one board over the other. "NOW TAKE THE PELANTY AND THEN ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!"

He invented hamburgers too.

They're worried about a device, so they keep all the passengers on board. Eh?

'Appen

Ghost Shark. It's about a ghost that people.

That's a genuine retardathon