Monkeys Fist

Cringeworthy

CT- books a self-catering apartment. Eats out every meal.

Getting a chase was one of the best things about playing in sites. I found some leftover cement at the old peoples houses being built on our street when I was about 10, so I laid about 5 breeze blocks before the guard chased us. I'm proud to say they remained in place ( because, yes, I checked regularly ). Was also lucky enough to have Gosforth Park a short bike ride away, so dens were made years before Ray Mear rolled onto our screens.

I can just see a massive pair of shorts with a phone floating above them.

Good luck mate. I'll send you my PayPal details on Friday so you can pay back that £5000 I loaned you.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28732601 Legia Warsaw asking Celtic to do the honourable thing. Good luck with that

And he took the piss out of Ant's car. The cheek.

Have

This has been discussed elsewhere in the forum. Second hand news , tbh.

Oh well. I spent a week there once, never going back again.

Use duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything

You've broken it already, haven't you?

That's you, that is.

Likes a party. Less keen on Kleenex

Only after you've tried microwaving your fish in it.

It's not even close to the finest animated Disney, and I say that as a proud cartoon geek. ( took my laddie to the cinema, his choices were Frozen or Walking with Dinosaurs- the little spaz chose Frozen and after the first 20 minutes of interminable singing he was like ...... He's 4.

I expect pictures.

Squiffage?

Is the right answer

I know as much as Trooper

Who asked you like?Butting in like some big time general with a shoulder full of Chèvre-ons.

Alreet man! No need to be so gruff.