Monkeys Fist

Like father like son (Perfectly normal for a three yr. old btw CT)

Went to a wine tasting there once, wasn't sure whether to spit or swallow.

Sacked.

If you go on the Head Chef's day off there's a vas deferens in the quality of dishes.

Tips included?

Cheers Ewerk.

Cheers mate. He's a little trooper.

It was a recurring chest thing he's had since he was tiny. No real answers today, but finally got an appointment to see a consultant, so fingers crossed.

Looooong day. Full Mothers Day duties carried out, rounded off with 4+hours at Rake Lane with Fist Jnr. All well, but knackered.

A fez?

Did you post that in your brassiere and bloomers?

That would explain a lot.

Busy day, so made cupboard casserole. Jointed a chicken, sliced chorizo, canelinni beans,garlic, red wine, stock and chopped toms. Flavoured it with Harissa and smoked paprika. 3 hours bubbling in the oven, was absolutely lovely.

I can not think of any food that isn't improved by bacon.

Painfully true.

No one cares about the trainers , tell me more about Meat Jam.

You've bought a 1980s arse?

You just carry on posting exactly as you are , Des. Please.

There's a far easier option.

Me. I can't be fucking arsed editing and pasting her posts anymore. I've got two young kids, they're less bother than these two idiots.

Bacon jam......