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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Just had a Robin Askwith moment on the last drop of the day. Prepping window frames before painting them on a converted warehouse, swing across to get a window - Oops! Excuse me Madam, I do believe your boobs are in my eyes. Champion
  2. Extra bum on her chest....... Bonus??
  3. "Cauldron of Hate" Half empty Pot Noodle
  4. If anyone was going to find one, I knew it'd be you.
  5. Lasses with beards can fuck off, too.
  6. Let the Grief Fest begin.
  7. My guess is that since he got told to fuck off by SD shareholders for a payout, he's a bit short of gambling coupons, so he's come on board to pick up some petty cash.
  8. Christ, even I steered clear of that one! Normally couldn't give a fuck about the lives of celebrities, but this saddens me- two tiny young lads have lost their mother, and as for Berb .....
  9. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26931337
  10. Fuck me. Got to feel for her old man- poor bastard.
  11. I think he's fucked himself for any meaningful future work, personally. Wherever he goes next, let's imagine he's not happy with the transfer funds available, which are lower than he was promised, or he "ain't 'appy" about some other random shit. What is he going to do, resign? He's shown here that he'll bend over and take whatever is hoyed up him,even if it's JFK. Any chairman worth the name will tell him to take it or fuck off, and we all know which he'll do. I'm so sad about this- poor Alan.
  12. Still be shitty at the back, comically inadequate up front, and totally controlled by a cunt.
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