Monkeys Fist

Funny that ......

Sorry...... I have a reputation to keep, though.

Who's this Gary bloke? Sounds like a right tit.

Several pints, so I apologise for any other posts I might make

So, errr, was Jacques Villeneuve on the same run? Just asking like....

His eyes are filled with sadness and despair. The "smile" is but a mask. 3/10 Agreed, edited accordingly.

Like a fish on a bicycle

Hughes..... He wanks his lads , Mark Hughes! He wanks his lads , Mark Hughes!

Stoke making an "official complaint" http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2013-12-28/stoke-to-make-official-complaint-over-referee/

Get out.

Is any of this meant to be off putting ?

Board trip to that there London- drinks are on Meenzer!

That's one he should've kept for the family album.

I've always found it disconcerting when collar and cuffs don't match.

Tits first- it's just good manners. Welcome aboard

Phil Brown would be perfect- he's got loads of experience of working under a cuntish Tan.

Mostly been on the Pigassou red wine, with a little port, some Macallan, a sniff or two of Slur Gin, bit sherry, and, oh aye, Bucks Fizz. Just a quiet Christmas.

Both Mother and Mother-in-law made a baked ham, plus a turkey, add in the pigs in blankets, and the bacon for brekkie on the big day. I have a serious dose of the meat sweats. Champion

I am pissed as a rat, looking forward to MOTD. Doesn't get much better.

https://www.google.co.uk/shopping/product/17365061586266142760?q=salt+and+pepper+mill&client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=320&bih=372&dpr=2&ei=szO7UvyOD-nP0AX-7oGIAw&ved=0CK8BEKYrMAQ My gift to you

Sorry about the dog, but I chuckled.