Monkeys Fist

Yes indeed! I've crossed everything I'm capable of crossing.

" That's a lovely plate of mutt"

So you cooked fresh veg for over half an hour then? Even worse tbh. And no, any self respecting chef doesn't use gravy granules. I'm with Ant.

I'm just amazed you aren't jizzing over the artful way that carrot has been cooked.

Cooking frozen mixed veg for over 30 minutes? Gravy granules? Get to fuck man

I offered to tell him, but he just started talking about his man-eggs, so fuck it...... His loss.

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Happy Birthday you Big Breasted Bumpkin!

This??

When did christmas presents for teachers become a thing, too?

Aye.

You've got the massive tit part down to a tee.

*Bites tongue

And that fruity shit too There's no way it's CT's bite mind, way too small and neat.

:crylaughin:

Are you still banging on about the swede?Do you really want to know how it's done like?

As they walked in to Boldon Asda

Do they take it like a good 'un?

Eat the cheese, drink the beer I'd imagine? It's not exactly a revolutionary combo like

The Beehive supplies shovelies on request

We are talking about Desmond's Mrs. here, aren't we?

Poverty's a bitch, eh?