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Monkeys Fist

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  1. When you have nothing to go for, you go for nothing. Why not send me some more PMs ?
  2. " Hard days skivvying, Lad?" " Oh Daddy, they're all horrible nasty pooheads, is it time for Bitty, Mummy"
  3. Building up the knob points here, Pontoon.
  4. He'd only been out of nappies a year
  5. Hot flushes? "Women of a certain age"?
  6. Best I can muster is Mario Gomez up front Guily behind him Don Revie managing the pair, with John Motson talking about it I do also get Sofia Vergara as cheerleader though.
  7. Confession- I've had the exact same scenario. Mine was a lass from that there Lahndahn, when I was 19. We were working in the Lake District, I had a crack at her one night, and stopped midway through and went for a beer, saying something along the lines of " Well, if you're not even going to try, Pet.." A two word conversation with a mate who'd also had the pleasure confirmed it. " Corpse?" "Corpse"
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