Monkeys Fist

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Potato

CI5 T** S**ret, C**t List.

That would be Bob the Liar. Popular chap in that there Lahndun.

Fish the Dildo

Fish the Dildo Thief

Mother " What do you want for tea Rude Kid?"Rude Kid " Pound of Shite Y'Old Pissbag " poetry.

Turns out the actor friend of an actor friend of mine was performing there. Can you imagine how this tale will be a few days down the line once a bunch of thespians have had their hands on it- there'll definitely be an "Apollo Theatre Disaster Award" at the Baftas in memory of those who had their lines cut short by the falling plaster.

Life's tough on the Buttered Bread Line.

Aye

Woken by kids jumping on my head at about 6am , downstairs, present frenzy fuelled by stove top made espressos , bacon, eggs and toast at about 8:30. Then, essentially, on the piss Bucks Fizz when Grandma Fist arrives mid morning, the mother in law is usually blitzed in the genteel manner of churchgoers of her generation by the time we get to hers just after midday, sherry as we come through the door, G and Ts then wine and lunch. Port and brandy ( I can second this tip from Chez, it's lovely, gets rid of post feast bloat, and peels the back of your head off and beats you with it ) liqueurs , Malt whisky. Giddup !

Are they the kosher variety?

This is an interesting theory. Soooo....... Today I've been lying in the fast lane of the A1. Great fun and an excellent , effort free way of losing weight if you'r a Mamil.

I agree, any kind of rodent in a pastry case is quite rank.

Even the sister-fuckers like him http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/olivier-bernard.850315/ Good on him.

I have no shame

Ah, just seen police statement on BBC, they are "aware of a number of casualties".

Someone brought the house down? Too soon?

Hello Pot, meet Kettle

Have a drink you whiny bint.

He doesn't know where that is - be a good lad and show him, run along now.

I'd struggle to think of a more passive/aggressive way to say "fuck you" than buying them a Segway.

Leaves a funny smell in the microwave, taints the eggs