Monkeys Fist

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mystery-of-the-lyubov-orlova-ghost-ship-full-of-cannibal-rats-could-be-heading-for-british-coast-9080103.html A ghost ship? Infested with cannibal rats??? And it's heading for Britain???? Excellent!

I saw a poster for that and thought it was a piss take at first. wtf happened to De Niro?

Which are?

Unfeasibly Large Testicles do tend to weigh a bit.

You'd go on holiday, then come back and bludge off the State? Think of all the 50" Telly's genuine scroungers could buy with the money YOU would be claiming. For shame, Skiv McSkivington, for shame! I thought you were of a higher calibre than that, put it seems you're just a spud gun.

I thought you packed the tabs in, Stevie.

Given that councils countrywide are all being forced into a Skivvy reduction, how would you deal with the self loathing if you found yourself on the dole? God forbid it should happen, but you should know we'd all be here to support you.

Dozy c*nts?

Not the North East - OOTC

Try again, skivchops.

Pipe down Skivvy

He'll be long dead before we have the technology to get that kind of payload into orbit

Fond memories

Bless

Take up smoking lads, then get on the Champix tablets to pack in. 12 weeks of filth

Anyone know any offy's near Wembley that do blue pop and 8 Ace?

Ambitious though

Watch it in the pub

Hot Potatoes

Half an hour out- dammit!

Even on Gliese 581g they're pissing themselves.