Monkeys Fist

I thought you packed the tabs in, Stevie.

Given that councils countrywide are all being forced into a Skivvy reduction, how would you deal with the self loathing if you found yourself on the dole? God forbid it should happen, but you should know we'd all be here to support you.

Dozy c*nts?

Not the North East - OOTC

Try again, skivchops.

Pipe down Skivvy

He'll be long dead before we have the technology to get that kind of payload into orbit

Fond memories

Bless

Take up smoking lads, then get on the Champix tablets to pack in. 12 weeks of filth

Anyone know any offy's near Wembley that do blue pop and 8 Ace?

Ambitious though

Watch it in the pub

Hot Potatoes

Half an hour out- dammit!

Even on Gliese 581g they're pissing themselves.

What? You object to me generalising about a large group of diverse people? How sweet.

Daddy's Cock in , T-minus 5 minutes.

No, but their skivvys will. It's what we pay them for

Oh my Days! I'm So Tired of this punnery. You a Really Got Me wound up, I'm acting like Apeman. Lola.

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