Monkeys Fist

Nippon? Approved- Carry On Nurse

Unless Cath's got patio doors,he'll never get in.

What's the shepherds pie for, if you're going out?

Yup, just you

Not even with a buttered slice?

Nicking that

Which end do we prefer to kick off towards , and why?

Oh, the irony.

Get off here- there's boxed sets to watch and sexy to be done.

Fuck you, pigeon shoulders.

Is he too highbrow for you?

@@Tom http://m.zavvi.com/games/platforms/ps3/injustice-gods-among-us/10617647.html?affil=awin&awc=2549_1379423450_a1c64692f2f54ca8da4ec2eb0cb46241&utm_source=AWin-137991&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=AffiliateWin http://m.gumtree.com/p/ps3/call-of-duty-black-ops-2-for-playstation-3./1032411499 There you go Tom, buy these for £35 , trade them in at Blockbuster. Walk away smiling like Robert Smith

If you have two of the games on the list below, you can get it for free from Blockbuster if you trade them in. Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Deadpool Diablo 3 Disney Infinity Starter Pack Injustice Gods Among Us Killer is Dead Lost Planet 3 Rayman Legends Rugby Challenge 2 Saints Row IV Splinter Cell Blacklist Walking Dead The Survivors (Survival Instinct?) http://www.videogamer.com/xbox360/gta5/news/gta_5_free_when_you_trade_in_two_games_at_blockbuster.html

Hooold...aaaa... chicken in the air, Put a deckchair up your nose. Buy a jumbo jet, And then bury all your clothes

Suggestions on a postcard please

http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/11/student-scientifically-proves-gay-marriage-is-wrong/

If you'd croaked out a strained " Gangnam Style!" on your way to the Thunderbox I reckon you'd have got away with it.

Bummer! Best of luck to him, one of my all time favourite comics.