Monkeys Fist

Welcome back JJ, it's a joke isn't it?

Bairn's ?

( totally agree HMHM)

RIP=Relegation Is Probable

So ....... Let me get this right ......... Houses don't clean themselves??

Aye, well, our only real hope now is that the useless old cunt dies, and quickly. Please.

Why?

As fantastic as it would be if this was just JFK getting it wrong, we're just not that lucky. With Ashley in charge , the most likely scenario is that it's the truth.

It mightn't look like your cock .......

If, after hearing that, the NUFC hierachy aren't drafting a statement with words to the effect of " He's nowt to do with us", then we are seriously fucked.

The madness in full .... http://m.talksport.co.uk/radio/andy-goldsteins-sports-bar/130617/joe-kinnear-his-newcastle-return-alan-pardew-and-toon-media-199848 Edit: oops, my own kinnear moment, seen the link above now

Ben Nevis

I'm holding on to the tiny hope that no official comment means Joe is talking BS

Oh Alan!

"Honoury Oxford Dictionary "Good English" award for public speaking."

Might be a bit snug

http://www.toolbarn.com/occidental-5087xxxl.html