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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Buttered gravy. With beans in it.
  2. Except he's clearly not doing it.
  3. Can't have potatoes without having beans.
  4. I look forward to the pics of your version. With buttered slice, naturally.
  5. Notice how everything in the basket is pristine and ..... well, unused.
  6. Ok. I'll ask. How the fuck did you manage that?
  7. That's never you man- hands are too skinny.
  8. The asparagus is to make his piss smell as bad as his shite. Sorry folks, just realised its Dinnertime.
  9. " Fancy some Japanese tonight love? Bukkake and chips- champion!"
  10. Look what came up after I'd watched it. It's almost like it knew
  11. The evidence of how much CT likes his scran is all over the cucumber and tomatoes.
  12. With potatos. Carb loading?
  13. No! Get a harp. Harps are easy. All the cool dads have harps.
  14. There's something about those two movies which keeps you watching ...... Can't think what though.
  15. Beardy Weirdy Hole Lurker Mick Aston has died. ..... Which raises the question; When archaeologists die, is burial compulsory?
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