Monkeys Fist

At least Toontastic's pet MP did right

Mine voted against. Mary Glindon. Labour. Cunt.

Who is this young man with Robert De Niro's face?

I heard otherwise

Puff

Widescreen ?

No Gemmill

"Anha zalak asshekhqoyi vezhvena yeraan!"

Is that with or without tips?

And the ones in the dugouts, on the side of the pitch, the hoardings in the stands ........ ..... Essentially , unless they've paid the going rate, I'd like to see SD advertising booted into touch. Won't happen.

Ah, ok. Still reckon WW3 is imminent.

Don't even fucking joke about it.

Says in the article Russia were second. If they were to be given the full points from Azerbaijan would that affect the result? WW3 in the offing here like,

Not even Eurovision is free of the stench of corruption and vote rigging. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22600892

EVERYTHING!!! I'm outraged at EVERYTHING and I'm not happy about it! Who do I complain to?

Not too soon though, please.

Hangover receded then? Edit; couldn't resist. Does she now?

sunderland - the club that keeps on giving.

"Tanya pet, you're not helping uz cause. "

The Sun's headline writers hit form again. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4935890/george-michael-fell-out-of-car-on-m1.html Reporting on George Michael falling out of his car at 70mph ( aye, WTF is he smoking to do that???) they headlined it , " Scrape Me Up Before You Go Slow"

Give it a week, he'll get bored and put his cock on eBay.

Or ..... http://youtu.be/K5ysN07p_1M RIP