Monkeys Fist

Like a welly top you say?

Likes pencils you say ???

Started off shite. During the night my mother blacked out on her stairs and knocked herself out cold for over an hour. Rake Lane checked her over , aside from a nasty cut and the mother of all eggs on her head, she seemed ok. Got her home , she went for a kip, exhausted. I thought, "Ah well, the match should cheer me up" ...........

Leave her. She's clearly a dullard.

Shit the bed?

He is very good like. I'm better looking though

No. It's never too early for beer

Pfffft! You mad?

You can't call that a recipe man! "Instructions", maybe.

Fucking Alchy!

Just thought I'd post a pic of the latest stuff my bro has been doing. Obviously it's not finished, you get the gist. ( and yes, the backgrounds are painted on too ). Detail This one is already sold, it was commissioned by a client.

Two metro stops from the Stadium of Fascism. Positively reeking of cheesy chips.

Has your penis actually dropped off now?

Mackem accents.

My lass agrees ( she works for Gentoo).

Boldon/sunderland. Same difference.

Like your underpants ..... ..... from the dog track.

I see. Halloween - a time to dress up, give sweeties to children, and shit on your house plants.

Put Tooj in.

Why is there bog roll strewn across the plant ?

Reminds me of ....