Monkeys Fist

The perp is Gremmill

Change of pants, then kick off.

Explain Mackems then. Bewm!

To clear that one up, the egg came first. Out of a dinosaur's blart.

Hipsters the world over will be crying into their manbags. RIP

Superb.

Aye. Maybe. Cunt.

Has the word " Skank" tattooed on her Biffens Bridge, I'd guess.

Are you kids cunts too Cabayaye?

I reckon his twitter is proof that he's actually a spambot, regurgitating the same nonsense over and over and over. He's even managed to get a dig in to Caulkin about here

Nee tit pics then. Bugger! Edit; Ah ha! Sideboob! http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=61929&d=1327480481 Nips like Tunnocks Teacakes by the looks of it.

As Fish said, both ideally, but if it came to a guaranteed CL place or a guaranteed Cup Final, I'd have a Cup at the moment thanks. I'm not getting any younger.

Who dat?

Makes getting them in the van easier.

I agree with HMHM- think of the children Cath. ( and CT's browser history).

It's another fucking pointless " Look at how free thinking I am " Wolfy thread.

Urchin Funny thing is, he didn't need a haircut for this part either

He is, Cath. Newcastle born and bred. He's had two other TV roles, one very small part in Joe Maddison's War with Nev from Auf Wiedersehen , and he played a Powder Monkey on Channel 4's Back from the Dead- got blown up and had his leg sawn off, he was well chuffed as the director let him keep the wax leg they used This is his first major part, he's been filming all summer at Lambton Hall. I've asked him if I can use one of his Oscars as a doorstop in the future

I reckon that makes a grand total of two Toontastic viewers then. Cheers Chap, a hot bath will get the testes back to bagginess.

His bath overfloweth. Tsunami alert.

Tidied

Overnight stay?

Olga Kurylenko, thesbian.

Just in case any of you have an emergency castration and decide to watch The Paradise tonight, (BBC1 9pm), my nephew plays Arthur in it , an errand boy born and raised in the shop. It's his first major acting part http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00vhpsv/characters/arthur Shameless plug over, as you were troops.