Monkeys Fist

I'm incredibly smart and extremely pleasant , making me superior to all of you. You pack of cunts

As opposed to the Big Bang?

Sorry, forgot people might be at work today. Edited

Depends which art you believe. Or

He's got form http://m.guardian.co.uk/uk/1999/oct/05/vivekchaudhary

Shame. This one cracked me up ...

That's a lovely whisky, I've got a half bottle left.

I got ... from my brother. He got ... from me

According to the Bible, he was offed by The Big Fairy for pulling out of his dead brothers widow and giving her a pearly belly. No wanking, unless he needed a hand for the money shot.

Trough Manor's most heavily used seat

So, you have a cordless landline , which you can't be arsed to pick up and put within reach of your sausage paws before you settle down for a slobathon? Five star laziness

Show us your belly

Aye, from your oven door Bloater Boy.

The fingers.

"Clear as chips." Cheesy ones?

Or, put another way, fuck off LBT , before you are fucked off.

I may need your help Catmag. Whilst playing Scrabble earlier today I accidentally swallowed several tiles .... As far as my ringpiece is concerned, my next shite could spell disaster.

Gerry Anderson, creator of Thunderbirds, Capt. Scarlett, Stingray etc has died today aged 83. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-20845407 http://youtu.be/bV8YbLvGrb Class

That's given me an idea.

Merry Fucking Christmas everyone! As far as arse potatos go, I prefer the Fingerling .... .... failing that, the German Butterball slips into second.

No

So, as well as swords as dwaaaarfs, there's titties and clout? Is Salma Hayek in it? If not, why not.