Monkeys Fist

PM me the name of the bar , so I know where to avoid

Thank fuck there's ITV4+1. Recorded

This Turkish Ref is taking the piss. 1 perfectly good goal disallowed 1 clear pen … ah forget the above Pelanty!

The geeky laugh at 0.21. "Ah sooo!"

No, nor for me.

And a list of her " interests". Good luck with the job hunt btw.

Catts for me like.

How do you think Kendo Nagasaki's eyes turned red? It was the toxic Fisty butt sludge, administered by the Reverse Biffens Bridge Facelock. Beware young Ayatollah, beware!

A 71yr old grandad diving into a foot of water in his baggy y-fronts Fucking quality!

You're on! * prepares to unleash his secret move, the " Dirty Gusset"!

Canny article mentioning that here http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/world-cup-2010/7891072/World-Cup-2010-When-Malcolm-Allison-led-ITV-to-victory-in-punditry-wars.html

4 part nostalgia fest starts tonight at 9pm on ITV4. Tachetastic!

Depends how much ale he sinks before he hits the Reeperbahn, I'd say.

Being cut and pasted on fake porn sites as we speak

An inflatable one though?

Mr. Rorschach " What do you see?" Arse crack. A horrible arse crack.

Oh, me too! Needs to write a book.

Child rearing- the Ant way.

( reminds me of someone )

Wolfy can tell you hotels don't exist

FYP

Aye,I'll come and do the builders clean before you hand it over too.

Tuning the banjo