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Monkeys Fist

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  1. That's just because your pudgy sausage fingers struggle with the pages
  2. Perfume-Patrick Suskind Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is a 1985 literary historical cross-genre novel (originally published in German as Das Parfum) by German writer Patrick Süskind. The novel explores the sense of smell and its relationship with the emotional meaning that scents may carry. Above all this is a story of identity, communication and the morality of the human spirit. The story focuses on Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, a perfume apprentice in 18th century France who, born with no body scent himself, begins to stalk and murder virgins in search of the "perfect scent", which he finds in a young woman named Laura, whom his acute sense of smell finds in a secluded private garden in Grasse.
  3. buy a cheap sim and bombard her mobile with shite jokes, porn , give it to telemarketers etc. She'll get the message
  4. Granny on right-" I've just pissed on the sand" Granny on left-" Eeeee. there goes me prolapse again!"
  5. No, it's never Elton time .You fat mess.
  6. ???-most of her face is covered by the geps
  7. Tell her boss, any more shit and you'll send the Toontastic boys round
  8. Aye, but Nickelback are banned from this thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03YUgHAshSo
  9. I can't see any of those you've posted HF ( on my phone mind). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduoWjh1wfU&feature=youtube_gdata_player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQoP6G_2-I&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  10. Albino rock as it should And this is just …
  11. I'm sorry to be the one to have to break it to you CT, but you have full blown Taste Aids.
  12. Just getting the classics out the way here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i-RKqOFxQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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