Monkeys Fist

He's the only one who can actually play an instrument , isn't he?

What's your favourite condiment for chips? 1-salt & vinegar 2- tomato ketchup 3- cheese.

The Stig played harmonica for Jimi Hendrix.

Think you might've been misinformed there like.

Most Haunted was the shit tbh. Nothing since has come close.

The 11pm Freeview. Just long enough.

Daughters school sports day/ Party for the German. Pleasantly surprised that they had winners and losers, even more pleasantly surprised that there wasn't a Dads race. For the sake of the other dads , of course.

When hospital security becomes lax, this is waddle happen.

Can we please agree that the next post in here is to say - " Yes Gemmill". Keep getting my hopes up.

Plastic fan tbh.

I'm down nigga. You feel me?

I would use his shit for toothpaste.

Taste of India in Forest Hall.

Want minge.

" Why is there a saucepan?"

It's got that green shit on it.

She was one of those that went from " Would" to " Run Away" with no " Three Pinter" stage in between.

Can't we just unite in our joy at seeing The Liverpool Way in action?

Oh no!! Her clothes have fell off!

He'll have took one look at that and thought " Sandwich? Someone's being and nicked the bread!" Looks feckin lush that mind. I am about to tick into Chicken Tikka Saag from the best Indians in North Tyneside.