Monkeys Fist

We could have had them aaa-a-all But Romain was quite cheeee-ee-eap. With thanks to Adele.

And Albarn can fuck off out the running, before anyone even thinks about it.

I'll repost my FB crack. Had a drunken discussion/ argument recently where we all agreed a movie about the Kinks would be decent, but couldn't agree on who should play Ray and Dave.

I refer the honourable member to my previous response.

Yep. Might get sacked, but yep

This guaranteed my non-participation

And you can legitamately refuse to provide it.

Just starting on the simplest and tastiest of suppers- Surf and Turf with Caesar's Salad and Garlic Bread. Chargrilled Rump steaks from Nicholsons butchers in Whitley, prawns in garlic and white wine butter, Caesars salad. * garlic butter baguette. * for CT- salad is a general term you'll be unfamiliar with, in this case it means Romaine Lettuce, Parmesan shavings , croutons and Caesars dressing.

Unless it actually flatters him.

J69 sets up the feeder line …

Fail.

CT's taxi must smell like the bogs at a Turkish bath in this weather- sweaty fat blobs with a faint tang of arse sludge.

Next years Eurovision entry right there.

Cyprus wins the clunge contest, Greece and France joint 2nd.

Has the Romanian bird been on yet?

I have been duped by my wife and her sister - got in from work, three s's, phone call from Mrs. F. " We are at Sis's house. Kids are bathed , you're getting picked up in half an hour, Chinese is ordered. " "Great" says I, only realising as I was on the way round that I'd been sandbagged. * Still, clunge factor is decent so far. Albania gets my vote , for pure Mentalism. * that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Not sure if it's out on kindle yet.

I was thinking the same- layers within layers.

Unlike your time here Alan, I hope you can achieve your goals Break a leg. Za Za you fucking shithouse

This has sent me to bed chuckling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO7l_v3k11Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

If we're allowing ballady type shit, this is in