Monkeys Fist

"I got a job working construction for the Johnstown Company But lately there ain't been much work on account of the economy" Fuck off Bruce.

"Have a piece of toast"?

What a crazy-mercury swilling-mad as a hatter-gone with the fairies-imbalanced-delusional-nutcase !! I actually think that it's an absolute necessity to him that he maintains his stance of being imperviously correct, and that if he ever entertains the notion that their are other views in this world outside of his that hold credence he will literally have a full on meltdown and go on a blazing rampage that ends in death for a lot of innocents! Can't we all just agree with him and then laugh at him behind his back?....... it may be for the best Dude! You're entering a world of pain. A world of pain!

A little while after the match commentary, Africa by Toto came on. I'd forgotten how utterly terrible the lyrics were… "The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" … this is why session musicians should never be allowed to form bands. So, any examples you feel worthy of the "Shite" tag, post them up.

They get one polite "No Thanks" from me, if they persist it's rapidly followed by a firm " Fuck off", with accompanying stare Works a treat I must say.

Fuck me! Bin Dippers will be seething, another record of theirs lost.

Ei ! Ei ! Ei! I'm off to get laid.

Krulzilla , I will suck your cock!

Fuck off Pelanty.

Feel free to tell us to piss oeuf like CT

Nice! Might poach that for use elsewhere.

Not a Bond fan, so fuck him.

Cheers mate, it'll be a week or two before I get round to it though, got a busy spell starting tomorrow.

Cheers. I'll have a look at Usenet, not keen on torrents either.

Aye, seems to be. Any tips?

They'll still be there but you'll be unable to watch them. That's what I was told. Hmm, back to square one.

Mines one step up from council telly.

Cheers Gem, I didn't think it was it the case but someone mentioned it and thought I'd check. Mrs. Fist was panicking that all the kids movies were about to go up in smoke. Paying £42/month for phone, tv & broadband- cheaper than I was getting phone and broadband from BT.

That might have gone ovaries head.

Right, maybe wrong thread but bear with me. Over Christmas/NY I recorded a shitload of movies on my sky+ box from the Sky Movies channels I've now given sky a months notice that I'm dropping Movies , will my recordings be erased when Movies goes offline, or not? Seems a dumb question, but I'm a Sky virgin.

Eggsactly. CT, at least you'll learn from this eggsperience. Cracking punnery Gents

Was about to say just that Alex, takes less than half the time and carry on of this bag nonsense. I'd say you went wrong ,CT, by not using enough water to poach it in btw- looks like you've only got an inch or two there