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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Mrs. F. dropped a lady hint* that she wanted to go for her birthday. If the daft bint had said so sooner, I could've got better seats on the Friday or Saturday. As it is , the only two left together are up in the gods, on Thursday. Still, looking forward to it. Panis beforehand for bait and drinks methinks. * said " Oh Derren Brown is playing Newcastle , and on my birthday. Wouldn't that be lovely?".
  2. Tickets for Derren Brown next week at the Theatre Royal. He knew I'd buy them.
  3. Ironically, that quote is from here http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=219382.0
  4. Christmas at their's must be like the Dark Crystal Jamie and whossname 'Arry Sawwndra
  5. It's the grandkids I feel sorry for, they must be terrified..
  6. Either her chest is droopier than a spaniel's ears, or she's in the nip. kinky bitch
  7. Isn't that the exact same reason given for when we were a fannys's hair's width from signing him?
  8. America stylee? Thinking about it, I switch between the two as well.
  9. Thorntons do next day delivery http://m.thorntons.co.uk/
  10. Goes down well with a bit of Takk (even as I typed that I was hating myself )
  11. Were on Later Live last week- canny.
  12. What the fuckkitty fuck are you on about here then?
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