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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Popeye has identical quadruplet nephews called Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and … …Poopeye! Poor lad!
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    Hotter
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    That baby sleep one Roundhouse Kick is my son's favourite
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    Caterpillars have more muscles than you or I.
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    :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc:
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    I've only got one of her doing lesbian things with her sister... I don't suppose that's any use is it? I suppose it'll have to do (emailed you a few shots)
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    I'll PM you my e-mail address Oops! Forgot to mention the small matter of cost… … I'm not a greedy man. A nudey pic of your lass will do , A4, and laminated preferably.
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    No bother. Do you want me to PM it on here, or email it to you?
  9. Monkeys Fist
    I'd give it 100 yrs or so.
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    Mo Farah? Dorty Islam. Was about to pull you for the tenuous nature of that, then realised it would make me a massive hypocrite.
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    I've got one of the pitch and east stand, taken from the top level of the Milburn, empty stadium and pitch, I'll send it to you when I get home mate.
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    Best time Chapel hat pegs an that.
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    No.4.
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    Go for it man! I'm sure we could help you with a title. " I'm Right, And I Always Was" All piss taking aside though, why not give it a crack Leazes?
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Seconded. This is brilliant. How many chapters are there though, need to pace yourself old boy.… … Chapter 21 By this point, the relationship between Shepherd and Sir John wa…BAAAM. Leazes head hits the keyboard, fingers weeping blood on his Farahs.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Get out. Some of my fave lyrics are by Pink Floyd. Someone mentioned Dark Side of the Moon, Time has to be up there lyrically as one of their best imo. Aye.
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    Happy Anniversary TR. Show us yer chebs to celebrate.
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Fancied some chocolate earlier. Couldn't be arsed Beat that! Quantities and method pls??? Chocolate - none Don't buy a bar of chocolate , once no purchase has been made, do not remove the wrapper. After about 5 minutes of non-consumption , it should be done.
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    Pics or GTF
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    Boil in the Bag.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Leazesbot is stuck on repeat. Normal service has resumed.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    If I take a photograph of a photograph of Rapey, does that count?
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Never mind posting and lurking about on here Leazes, get the fucking book read! Time is short Old Man.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    How much did he skin you for?
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Booo! Stone him!
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