Monkeys Fist

They get one polite "No Thanks" from me, if they persist it's rapidly followed by a firm " Fuck off", with accompanying stare Works a treat I must say.

Fuck me! Bin Dippers will be seething, another record of theirs lost.

Ei ! Ei ! Ei! I'm off to get laid.

Krulzilla , I will suck your cock!

Fuck off Pelanty.

Feel free to tell us to piss oeuf like CT

Nice! Might poach that for use elsewhere.

Not a Bond fan, so fuck him.

Cheers mate, it'll be a week or two before I get round to it though, got a busy spell starting tomorrow.

Cheers. I'll have a look at Usenet, not keen on torrents either.

Aye, seems to be. Any tips?

They'll still be there but you'll be unable to watch them. That's what I was told. Hmm, back to square one.

Mines one step up from council telly.

Cheers Gem, I didn't think it was it the case but someone mentioned it and thought I'd check. Mrs. Fist was panicking that all the kids movies were about to go up in smoke. Paying £42/month for phone, tv & broadband- cheaper than I was getting phone and broadband from BT.

That might have gone ovaries head.

Right, maybe wrong thread but bear with me. Over Christmas/NY I recorded a shitload of movies on my sky+ box from the Sky Movies channels I've now given sky a months notice that I'm dropping Movies , will my recordings be erased when Movies goes offline, or not? Seems a dumb question, but I'm a Sky virgin.

Eggsactly. CT, at least you'll learn from this eggsperience. Cracking punnery Gents

Was about to say just that Alex, takes less than half the time and carry on of this bag nonsense. I'd say you went wrong ,CT, by not using enough water to poach it in btw- looks like you've only got an inch or two there

Sold it yesterday. How many pie-tokens did you get? Plate included I assume?

Incendiary stuff

no sign of it just yet. Really? Oh well, silly me

He could tell you , but he'd have to kill you ..............to death