Monkeys Fist

CT's just jizzed.

Sholinator!!

Fuck sake. Come on lads, get one back. Was a class goal mind.

Nearly!

Tevez rocking the Chinese legend look

There's been some piss poor clearances by both keepers 1st half.

Cracking bit of play there from HBA and Jonas

He is too, the Red twat. Overcompensating.

Fuck me!! Great interception by Jonas btw

Centre Parting' is the studio pundit on Fox Soccer.

Having consulted my Monkey Runes, I can say with 100% certainty we will win 3-2 today. Cisse x2, Ba x1. (pelantie).

Funny that 2J. I had one my 2-3 times yearly returns to my "youthful habits" last night. Walking back from my mates, about 10 minutes normally , took about 45 as I stared like a mong at the moon appreciated the wonders of the cosmos.

Off for an unexpected night out. Wahey!

Kid from Accrington… " Liverpool, who are they?"

Carroll thought the ball was over, but you's know better than me.

Carroll looking only mildly disappointed there.

Thieves robbed. Quality.

Andy Townsend speaks a lot but says absolutely nothing. Ever.

He's nee Cissé mind

Candyman Candyman Candyman

You've answered your own question. " Die-hard Geordie".

Bad tone to be talking about football and heartbeats Andy.