Monkeys Fist

Revealing myself in the bath didnt go down well. FYP

"And that lot behind you? That's Liverpool. "

Eh? Pass it on then

Might've been his mate Ol bin Sezamy

A beautiful sentiment. Now then, about that Task Force…

Time to wheel Maggie out on her piss stained wheelchair.

Abu Qatada is my guess

That's actually quite disturbing!

Fuck the ceasefire, you namby pamby dooders, where's all the Mohammedists at??

They sell Fairtrade money.

Packing in the taxis?

Does this all mean we won't be getting Chapter 11 ?

Selling cheap lentils at our local Indian supermarket. Should I get a pakora case?

Atta boy! Anar it's getting harder to come up with ones that arent Simla Doesn't matar though.

I get it from my Naan, not my Pappa, dum twat that he was.

Achar 'm sure Fish won't mind. There's methi in his madness. Dosa some excellent ones from Brock, but inevitably the puns will become poori until Sambar-stard stops us.

I channa compete with that bhutta'll try , I've a reputation to keep up paneer, don't want to end up looking a moong.

Gosht! That was a bit overboard. (Mas)Alla was trying to do was have a laugh. I'm so upset I need A Loo. Kadhai ask you to ease up a bit? With cheesy chips.

I'd paratha you did. Those puns deserve criticism, but you'd cry like a lassi.

I'll Pm people who ask, but I'm not risking owt, just in case. Are you dancing?

Krul is an internationally acclaimed expert on the mating rituals of sea cucumbers. True fact.

But you can post a link to the relevant site page, no ?