Monkeys Fist

Pics or GTF.

They mean Kevin Phillips back to sun'lun man Deaders you daft knacker!

Had a shufty at the Echo for a giggle. Found their lead story interesting.… £6m Hotel Planned For Dump Centre A swanky new hotel in the village centre??? They're finally catching up ,I thought. But.… Travelodge!!

Messiah!

I've sported some funky muttons in the past- Zappa set, chin&chops etc. Tend to go "guard off" from the neck up now, although every few weeks I wet shave the lot.

100%

? M'seur?

I had me wanking cape fitted with a new quick-release mechanism once (if that counts ?) Are you Michael Hutchence?

Has anyone on here ever had shirt, zip or trouser fixed by the great man himself?

Fuck me, how could I forget zip.

"Just for you lady and gentlemen" "I can fix shirt, Jean and trouser. "

There's a franchise of Dillon's shops, nearest one to me is Throckley and it's pish. I've heard Maguire's in Swalwell and Rowlands Gill are mint. I can confirm that rumour. Been there numerous times when visiting Fist the Elder.

Nah…

FIFA laws of the game 2011. PDF Page 113. Deals with handball. Mackems, have it read to you and weep.

Tried Gormans in Longbenton the other week. Superb.

CT munching his way along the Market. Stalls had to close early

The Observer.

Inside the Mackem dressing room…

"Talk about genetic deficiencies…"

This site any good for you Pud? Clicky

Made an already pleasant Sunday morning just that leeeeeedle bit better.

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Me want some beer can samwidge.

TO THE TUNE OF MAMBO NUMBER 5! A little bit of seaburn, stinks of shite, A little bit of Roker, what a sight, A little bit of Southwick, on the dole.. A Little bit of Pallion, a shit hole, A little bit of Hendon, burnt out vans, A little bit of Fulwell, teenage grans, A little bit of Pennywell, on the run, A little bit of this … is mackem scum !!!!!!