Monkeys Fist

Sorry petal, that was aimed at Barney. Nowt wrong with a grown woman liking vampire shows … no, really, it's fine

Dare you to paint an R between the E and N on the cave sign.

Nah, was definitely an Aussie Dyke , baps out, time travelling bloodsucker. I've found nothing like it by googling, was hoping the Hibernian contingent might have seen it.

Did you remember to put a towel on Toonraider? Please say no. You lazy shithouse

Baps oot for the chaps.

It seems Toonraider comes from a very long line of Torquay residents- Human remains dated to 40,000 yrs+ found near there. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/jawbone-shows-we-lived-with-neanderthals-6256296.html Unless of course she's descended from the local Neanderthals

Wynner

I love this place, a few hours of concern, then… it begins

Sorry TR Right then, calling the Irish mob… Just seen Lesbian Vampire Killers is on BBC3 tonight ( I have no intention of watching it!), which has reminded me of when I was working in Dublin during Euro 2008. One night after the match, went back to the hotel room and flicked through the channels, found a show ( on one of the RTE channels irc) which was an Australian Time Travelling Lesbian Vampire Detective show !!! Wasn't hallucinating or pissed, as the other two lads I was working with were there and saw it. Any idea what it was? Was it a regular show over there? I've never heard of or seen it since, and it's always bugged me.

Looks ok to me, if they bring back the fun, and judging by the fighter jet flying down the street, you can fly again.

I was sure we did it too like.

Bloody Hell. Glad to hear you're ok Gemmill. They can rebuild you, they have the technology… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HofoK_QQxGc&sns=em

So that we can annoy our partners. Well I certainly annoyed mine last night I'm beginning to think the cough I have is a side effect of the meds I take as I've had it for over two weeks now. It's to get rid of the spiders that crawl down your throat as you sleep

Have at thee , thou beslubbering swag-bellied hedge-pigs

Cushty

So there I was, at 2am Sunday gone, furiously rubbing boot polish into my dick, when the mrs. reminded me I'm dyslexic. " You're meant to turn the clock back, idiot".

Blaaaan oot! I'm a busy man charva, hew!

Wasn't that us?

Good luck with that Shy bairns get nowt and all that... So, err, if she's busy like, fancy a Monkey Hump? Mebbes. Meet you in the subway near the offies. Bring some 20/20 and I might be persuaded... Where were you then? Sat there for ages with 10 Regal and a bottle of Red 20/20 in a state of priapic anticipation for hours. Poor show woman! Poor show!

About 8.30 last night I was so fucked off I turned all the lights and ignored everyone.… My Lighthouse, my rules. Fuck the ships.

Get yourself to the Doctor Wykiki, you're clearly not yourself

We want video! Get a norwegian tv2 sumo subscription! You're also the closest person to be able to claim a free nosh from Saltwater...let us know if he's any good. Salty is out this very moment,gagging on tramps

Never, that was our first PL win at their dump tonight I believe