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They didn't like. He just thinks he is.

How many edits do you reckon you'll need to iron out all the errors btw? You absolute fucking mong Still wrong. Who's Miss Use? I love the moral outrage from Dafydd here. How long did you end up serving for the Bulger job btw Dafydd?

I reckon the bouncer just did.

That's Ladies Man Gallagher on the left there.

Clearly seething 'cos he can't get in the bar there.

Uncanny

Why not let us be the judge of that.

Go on. Fire up the neuron. Work it out.

Howay then Kevin, there must be some cracking pics from Amsterdam.

Unhealthy looking Jobs are often a sign of deeper health issues.

He's still the Apple chairman. He was their core man though, now he aint. He planted the seeds for the company to grow. Was going to say just that.… … pipped to the post.

Were you going as a pirate or a princess? The folk holding the event probably got wind it was CT coming. "Oh, er, there's a powercut. It's off. Bye" *door slams and shouts of 'ahoy me hearties' ring out* Sitting in TJs Jungle ,wishing I was deaf, and nearly sprayed coffee out my nose at that ! Piss poor milf count in Cramlington btw.

Or, for those of you with a stronger stomach… PENIS TOAST (and, yes, it is what it says)

Never knew Jimmy Nail was in Get Carter. He's an extra in the dance hall scene apparently.

He has a simply MASSIVE heed.

Is that water ? Photoshopped, clearly.

The government has averaged £38 billion per annum over the last ten years in road user taxation (vehicle tax, fuel duty etc.) whilst spending an average £15 billion per year over the same period on all of transport (roads, rail, aviation, tube, tram, the lot). Therefore motorists are not only paying for all transport, but subsidising a fair few other government departments as well. And what have we got to show for it? Cramped, expensive, unreliable and crumbling railways and shite public transport infrastructure. Are you older than you're letting on Dr. Ken? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/141...-by-combat.html

If you act like a tit, are you a Lemon Kurd? erm..... aye You've inKurd his wrath there, Fisty. Lord preserve me.

First was in Chester Le Street, but I left when was 3months old. Place was full of tits

He played the role of a proper geordie, and ye can narf hear that Birtley twang with Dennis sometimes. The two proper geordies were Oz from NE12 and Vicky from NE16. Oh aye?? I distinctly remember getting grief from you for not being "proper Geordie" coming from Forest Hall ( NE12). What have got to say for yourself young man? Longbenton man, same estate as Peter. Second house I lived in - 138 Benton Lane. 100yds from the Rocket.

More so than I realised. Brothers recently done the family tree and one set of great(x2)grandparents are from Llangollen. Boyo

Eeah, yay can gahn and git fucked, yay can. Ah'll ave yewer eyes ewt with a spewen.