Monkeys Fist

I'd like to be the one to write the names on 'em.

Oh god, DM will be thrapping one out over the thought of floating bollocks. No. Cheers. Don't everyone's float like?

We'll end up with Plastic Bertrand then.

Posting from my phone whilst in the bath, all bubbles and floaty bollocks. Can someone please give me a simple yes or no, have we signed Ridgwell? Ta.

I'm surprised you can sit down to type. Must smart like fuck.

I'd say it was the opposite mate? God squadders have the fish as it was an early Christian way of identifying each other. ( they drew it in the sand, bit like the Mason's handshake. ) My reading of the above is that he's saying he's a Darwinist. Edit: Mind, if he's driving round in a Kaka with that on, it kind of argues against Darwin.

Ever ridden a horse? Clicky I feel your pain.

Lives in Newcastle I think.

You slag, youve just pushed Tecato over the edge man! RIP Tecato. I'd piss myself if Gyan was "northbound".

Soooo, just watched a private helicopter fly up team valley, straight towards St. James which it did 2circuits of, then north to descend roughly Gosforth Park area. Late signing? " NUFC are delighted to welcome back Joey Barton for a cut-price fee of £4 million"

Party at Wacky Warehouse? Have a good one matey.

His laces.… … and failing.

Not sure, but when he sees this he'll be booking flights.

Anyone passing Central Station today, look up and above Slaters menswear. I'm the good looking one

He's here to what? Must be paying him in lottery tickets. See your picture That would require a quick relegation first. Team Negative!

Pardelini

Get yourself one of these man Kev.

Rly?

you really can't give them credit for signing players with bad injuries they might not be over, and one who went on strike to engineer a move who man.u decided was too much hassle to sign and hasn't even managed 90mins for us yet. Come on Ct even you can't big up the board for shite like that honestly it's beyond a stretch. But he's not a wum, oh no , not wor CT. So pray tell us who you credit with our policy of getting the likes of Tiote, Ben Arfa, Cabaye and Sinton??????? Agnes the tea lady ? We've signed Sinton? Telford won't be best pleased. Still, least he's from the area.

you really can't give them credit for signing players with bad injuries they might not be over, and one who went on strike to engineer a move who man.u decided was too much hassle to sign and hasn't even managed 90mins for us yet. Come on Ct even you can't big up the board for shite like that honestly it's beyond a stretch. But he's not a wum, oh no , not wor CT.

Cheeky Minx!

That goes to the person who makes the 1,000,000th post. Unless it's you. I'll not see 1,000,000 posts what with being overfond of cheeseburgers

Beat it out of him - spare the rod, spoil the child.

Happy birthday matey I hope you get a Nice Hat