Monkeys Fist

What do you do for a living? What's on your CV? Completing the first level on Call of Duty 2 doesn't count. I thought you cleaned roofs for a living? When I'm not dashing about with my trusty sidekick, righting wrong(un)s. Which wronguns have you righted recently like? I'm sorry Stevie, can't break the Amphibious SuperHero Confidentiality Code. They'd have my cape.

Tit.

What do you do for a living? What's on your CV? Completing the first level on Call of Duty 2 doesn't count. I thought you cleaned roofs for a living? When I'm not dashing about with my trusty sidekick, righting wrong(un)s.

They forgot about the 3kg of porn on Laz's drive.

Are you saying that up until this point that HMRC records have not been cross-checked with benefit claimants? Until Pud got Ant on the case

Haha litterally lol'd at my desk there!

Haha well it looks like I might just have to do that after all now Might? Might? I just saved your life here, let's not hear anyone more "Mights".

What-Ho Fatty! Flounce over then? How's life on NO?

No bother, it's the least I could do after you promised to send me all those topless suicide bird pics.

Julian Assange.

Call your lass a stinker.

Beaty beat me to the punch! Seriously though "National Grid Gas Emergencies (Formally Transco Gas ) – 0800 111 999 (This is a 24 hour emergency line)"

What do you do for a living? What's on your CV? Completing the first level on Call of Duty 2 doesn't count.

Soon! how young are you ? Manners!

I will take a photo of it for you if I do!

Fist, are you sure it isn't True Blood. It has lesbians, vampires, detectives and a New Zealander! Oh and baps out. Nah, this was on during Euro 2008, True Blood didn't start til later in the year. I've seen the first season of True Blood too, not the show we saw in Tara Towers oh. Could it have been some of your neighbors just going about their business? That would be Fist, pissed as a chimp and staring out the window at the neighbours all the while wondering if he could afford a big telly like that when he got home! Fuck. Off.

Back to front. And inside out

Fist, are you sure it isn't True Blood. It has lesbians, vampires, detectives and a New Zealander! Oh and baps out. Nah, this was on during Euro 2008, True Blood didn't start til later in the year. I've seen the first season of True Blood too, not the show we saw in Tara Towers

Do it now, save yourself

How many of the first team are married? The single lads have nothing to fear from Pardew

If they do y-fronts, I'll wear them

If Kate wore the catsuit, I'd watch her in Come Dine with Me... plot is irrelevant where catsuit is concerned